Sardar Jokes

Funny Sardar Jokes
Score: 3

I haven't slept all night in the train. Friend : Why??

Sardar : I had an upper berth.

Friend : Why didn't you exchange it?

Sardar : Bcos there was no one in the lower berth to exchange with.

Score: 3

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Score: 2

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

Score: 1

Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Score: 1

What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Score: 1

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