Why did the Church of Scientology try to assassinate the non-binary feminist? Xenu too much.
Why doesn’t scientology have any coal workers? because sects with miners are illegal
I really want my own reality show on TLC. Did I mention that I am a morbidly obese little person with 18 children and I just escaped from Scientology!
Did you hear the one about the whistle-blower for the Church of Scientology? Nobody did. He was swiftly killed and any evidence surrounding his existence was erased from history and censored from the internet.
What do you get from the Book of Scientology? False Profit
I heard this from my Grandfather. Best. Joke. Ever. Scientology.
What did Darth Vader say when the Church of Scientology website got hacked? "I find your hack of faith disturbing."
Why is Scientology often brought up when talking about quack religions?
It's a cult classic
Not sure if this has been told before
Who created Scientology in Middle-Earth? Elrond Hubbard
People often complain and belittle alternative religious organizations like atheism and scientology... but at least atheism is a non-prophet organization.
So I heard Russia banned Scientology... I guess they're not Putin up with that.
The Church of Scientology is suing an innocent time traveler. All he said was that he'd see them last Tuesday.
Did you know that the mascot of scientology is a horse? Because it's a colt.
What do you get if you cross the head of scientology with divorce papers? Buried in the basement of scientology HQ for the past 10 years.
The Church of Scientology does many mission trips. I mean heck, Tom Cruise has been on 5 missions already!
Did you know that humans have actually created humanoid robots in 1954? They called their invention, "Scientology."