Arabic Muslims are immigrating everywhere and converting people to their religion. They hold sermons in Arabic and insist on speaking their language. Sooner or later we'll all be counting in Arabic too.
Why did the lady preacher keep making the men in her congregation angry? ...she ended all of her sermons with Ah-MEN!
What do you call a pastor that started giving sermons at a different church because that church’s pastor quit? a step-father.