What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican.
Somebody must have roofied my drink last night. I woke up at 4:00 this morning with an irresistible urge to go hammer some shingles.
Did you hear about the roofer who slipped on the job and got sick? He came down with shingles.
What do you use to build a roof out of cheese? Kraft Shingles
TIL: Roofing in the Summer heat can be dangerous WARNING: HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA
Elon's opening speech for the Tesla Solar Roof really got my attention... Who knew there were thousands of hot shingles in my area?
A roofer went to the doctor for a rash He has shingles.
If you're looking for a relationship, become a roofer. You're bound to find hot shingles in your area
Last month I unknowingly purchased stolen roofing supplies. I wrote a Craigslist post to alert others... HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA
Only 2010's kids will get this. Polio and shingles.
Why can't a Roof get Chickenpox? It already has the shingles.
A house goes to the doctor and the doctor says “I’m sorry...” “But you have shingles.”
Who do dogs call to fix the shingles on their dog house? Woofers
What do shingles and fat white women have in common? Eventually both will be nailed by a mexican
Uncle Mike the roofer
My Uncle mike is a roofer. I got him to do some work on my house. After he finished I asked him "how much do I owe you?"
He said, "The gutters are gonna be a couple hundred, but since we are family, the shingles are on the house."
This is the story of a man named Jack. Jack was, well lets just say he was a repairman. One day while repairing the shingles on a rooftop, Jack got stuck. Will you help Jack off?
Gonna start a roof repair business It's called Loose Shingles In Your Area
What do fat chicks and shingles have in common? They mostly get nailed by Mexicans.
Why was the dog stealing shingles? He wanted to become a *woofer*
Feeling very homesick. It has shingles.
I took my roof to the doctor the other day
It had shingles
^^^I ^^^Am ^^^So ^^^Sorry
Why are roofers always irritated. Because they have to deal with shingles all the time.
I love living in Arizona during summertime. There are so many hot shingles in my area!
What kind of ads does the roof of the house get? Hot shingles in your area