The entire US Senate visited the White House today. I wonder how many short buses that took.
Did you hear about the human torches son? He had to ride the short bus because he was flame retardant
What do you call a large vehicle that hauls vegetables? The short bus.
What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck? Mashed potatoes.
Why did the football team take the short bus to the game? They needed more downs.
How does a Flat Earther travel the world? On a short bus.
A dyslexic boy was beaten up by classmates for trying to ride on the regular bus instead of the short bus. Whoops, wrong sub.
The Short Bus It's window lickin' good™