Did you hear about the human torches son? He had to ride the short bus because he was flame retardant
What do you call a large vehicle that hauls vegetables? The short bus.
What do you get when a short bus gets in a wreck? Mashed potatoes.
Why did the football team take the short bus to the game? They needed more downs.
How does a Flat Earther travel the world? On a short bus.
A dyslexic boy was beaten up by classmates for trying to ride on the regular bus instead of the short bus. Whoops, wrong sub.
The Short Bus It's window lickin' good™