What do you call a short person on a roundabout? A Midget Spinner.
What do you call a very short person that assists you in your timing? A metrognome
What’s it called when a short person waves? Microwave
What do you call it when a short person waves at you? A microwave
What is it called when a short person waives at you? A microwave
Did you know that when a short person waves at you... It’s called a microwave
Did you hear the one about the short person who tried to start a fight? It's a real knee knee-slapper, I tell ya!
When a short person says you have nice hair. You quickly check your zipper.
Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head.
What do you call a short person who summersaults out of a circus cannon? A midget spinner
What do you call a short person who comes from the Shetland Islands? A little Shet
Short Person
Me: *Sees a short Friend * "What have u been upto lil guy?"
Person: "F*** You, A**hole ... don't call me little"
Me: "Someones seems a lil upset"
... *He didn't get the jokes* :(
What is it called when a short person waves at you? A microwave.
As a short person I hate tall jokes
It goes over my head
-The Joke
-My Head
What do you call a short person that waves?
What do you call a short person that waves
A microwave
What do you call it when a tall person and a short person do 69? 6q
What do you call a short person with ADHA break dancing? A midget spinner