My parents just said they want another child.
"I'd love a sibling!" I said.
"That's not what we meant." they replied.
If a married couple in the city get in a fight, it's called domestic violence. In the country it's called sibling rivalry.
My parents just said they wanted another child.
"I'll love a sibling" I insisted.
"That's not what we meant" they added
After my friend passed away I got his sibling a parrot to soften the blow. I also taught it to say, "Dave, it's your brother. Reincarnation is real!"
My deaf sibling asked if i wanted to hear a joke
I replied “sure”
They said “me too”
How does Mario communicate with his recently deceased sibling? Luigi Board.
I'm a straight male... But my transgender sibling introduces me to all her friends as her cister.
What does a transgender person call their sibling? little cis
What do two sibling bakers create at night? In-bread.
What’s the name of E. coli bacteria’s sibling? Bro coli
What did the cell say to his sibling when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis
What do you call a pair of ex-army sibling beggars? Brothers in alms.
What do you call arguing with a step sibling? Adoptive Reasoning
Today is National Sibling Day. Or as we say in Alabama... HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!
What do you call a police officer that deals in sibling rape An Incestigator
What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? "My toe sis!"
Brother-in-arms
What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?
"You're my brother in arms!"
I saw your father! He dropped by to give me a sibling so I won't be lonely when he leaves too
I could tell I had an older sibling, even before I was born. There was graffiti in the womb.
What did the camel say to his sibling when they met for drinks? Oasis.
Have a bad only child? Apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... iSis.
What did the ghost mother say to her ghost son?
Don't spook until you are spooken to.
Yep, 5yr old sibling dropped this on me as I was cooking...
What would it be called if the Umbrella Academy had another sibling, and then triplets, but one of them was taller than the other 2? 2 number 9's and a number 9 large.
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Me: (looking in the mirror an fixing my hair)
Sibling: the mirror would break when you look in it because you so ugly!
Me: well it wouldn’t break for you because YOU WOULDN’T EVEN FIT IN THE MIRROR.
Sibling: ...
What did the dividing cell say to it’s sibling after they grabbed it’s foot? Mitosis!
What do you call your sibling who is rotting away? NecroSis.
Why do Alabama marriages never end up in a divorce? Because no matter what happens, they forgive their sibling.
I labeled my bag of Halloween candy with “the favorite sibling” My mom gave my candy to my brother.