Simpsons Jokes

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons. If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons? Homerphobic.

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If someone doesn't like The Simpsons... Does that make them homerphobic?

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Funny Simpsons Jokes
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Did you know Kim Khardashian's dad was a member of OJ Simpsons legal team? So the whole family has a history of getting black guys off

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I just finished reading a book about the bus driver from the Simpsons It was an Otto biography.

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What would the Simpsons do... If their clothes were itchy and scratchy?

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Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons... If they acquire my parent’s divorce, they will own my entire childhood...

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Did you hear it's 'National Pretzel Day' in America today? Just making sure everyone knows it's knot bread... (thankyou Simpsons)

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Have you seen the Indian dub of "The Simpsons"? They've renamed *Sideshow Bob* to *Show Sidebob*

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Don't blame me.... I voted for Kodos.



- The Simpsons.

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My girlfriend knows how much I like The Simpsons, so for my birthday she offered to make me my favorite food stuffed with my second favorite. I asked her if she realized how much "chips and salsa" would burn?

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Why does Moe syzlak from the Simpsons, hate Bart Simpsons? Cause he is a bartender

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What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons? A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

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What do you call someone who can only be sexually aroused by episodes of the Simpsons? Homersexual.

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What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard? /

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Esc

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Will Trump win again? Let’s see in the next season of The Simpsons.

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My friend went to the doctors worrying that he had caught the Coronavirus from his complete collection of Matt Groening animation figures. Luckily his diagnosis was negative, despite having all the Simpsons.

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What is Belle Delphines favorite TV show? The Simpsons

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What are OJ Simpsons favorite computer keys? @Home //\ Shift shift shift esc

(At Home slash slash backslash Shift shift shift escape)

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What do you call it when a Simpsons character contracts covid-19? Pneumonia Lisa

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