As a child I was always taught there is a brain in my skull. Now I can't get it out of my head.
My first wife died from eating poison mushrooms; my second wife died of a fractured skull... She wouldn't eat her mushrooms.
My first wife died...
after eating a poisoned mushroom!
My second wife died of a poisoned mushroom!
My third wife died of a crushed skull.
She wouldn't eat the mushroom!
You're gonna ask me why i have a sheep's skull on my bathroom scale, arent you? Weigh a head of ewe there.
i've been married two times. my first wife died to poisonous mushrooms. the other sufred severe skull fracture.
\-what happened to her?
\-she didn't want to eat the mushrooms
You know what’s great about being a skull? You don’t need no body
A pirate comes across a skull just sitting there randomly in the sand crying. The pirate asks "Why are you crying?" The skull replies through its tears " I'm all alone, I have nobody!"
[SPOILER] Infinity War
Why is Red Skull happy to see the mad titan on Vormir?
Cos he is missing Thanos on his face.
My friend got so high he fell down and split his skull open. Crackhead.
A man had 3 wives....
His first wife died from eating mushrooms.
His second wife died from eating mushrooms.
His third wife died from a broken skull. When asked how his third wife got a broken skull, he said "She didn't eat her mushrooms."
Whats the hardest part when getting rid of a girlfriend? Her skull.
My two wives died tragically
First one ate poisonous mushroom
Second one died of fractured skull
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…She wouldn't eat her mushroom.
I brought my trumpet and skull halloween mask to class today Guess you could say I'm a school dooter
Why did the skull win 1st place in the race? Because he ran ahead.
Whats the hardest part of getting rid of a girlfriend.. Her skull
Heard the place kong skull island was burnt down. It was the veit cong
Skull shaped ice cubes are pretty cool Well, for a few minutes at least.
You want to know why I have a sheep skull on my bathroom scales? Weigh a head of ewe.