Everybody keeps telling me I have small handwriting. But I just don’t see it.
Why does it take 100 mink to make a fur coat? Because they are lazy and have small hands!
What would be Donald Trump's mafia nickname? Donny Small Hands
How come Apple-products have so small transistors? Children have very small hands
What kind of gun does Trump own? Nothing special. Just a small handgun.
You know what they say about men with small hands? They become President of the United States.
You know what they say about guys with small hands... They draw small crowds.
All these jokes about small hands are getting lazy. And you know what they say about lazy jokes. Bad punch lines.
I'll always remember Dad's marital advice... Marry a woman with small hands so it'll look bigger.
Why is the small hand on the clock the slowest? It takes an hour to get anywhere.