I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs.
I come from a small town.
I come from a town where the population never changes. Everytime a kid is born, some guy leaves town.
Old Rodney Dangerfield...
A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town. People thought he was a real shoe-in.
What do you call a dyslexic small town spinster who takes justice into her own hands? A Village-Auntie
A mortician died in a small town He showed up to work late
A rapist and con artist gets caught by the sheriff in a small town. But he gets released because sitting presidents can't be indicted.
A man was found at a farmers market in a small town in yorkshire, kissing a girl that was not his wife Turns out he was having a Scarborough affair.
Bilbo Baggins turns on the radio.
After a lengthy commercial break, the DJ suddenly jumps right into a new song.
"Just a small town girl..."
Bilbo was surprised, and delighted: this was unexpected Journey.
I grew up in the small town of Sandwich... Born and bread.
My friend said he was a player. We lived in a small town and he said that he had banged every single chick except his mom and sister. I told him between the 2 of us, we got em all!
You know you live in a small town when.... ....the only hooker is still a virgin.
The best thing about living in an isolated small town is also the worst thing. It's all relative
Whats emptier than Hitler's heart? A small town American 1945 high-school yearbook.
A black man found shot nine times in the head in a small town in Texas The sheriff said it was the worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
I live in a small town so theres only one grocery store Its an aldi but a goodie
Did you hear the one about the small town near Portsmouth? No, I Havant
Susan threatened everyone in her small town with legal action so regularly She earned the nickname sueshi