Kim Kardashin flour bombing incident
Police called off the search for the person who flower bombed Kim Kardashin.
They learned it was just Lindsey Lohan sneezing
What sound does a sneezing gargoyle make? Stat-choo!
What sound does a sneezing nut make? Cashew!
I can see a woman sneezing on the escalator. I think she's coming down with something.
What do you call a sneezing fit? A sneezure
What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? "Yes, what is it?"
I couldn't stop sneezing after lunch today.
...I ate a sneezer salad.
(Also this is a true story, and I said this to my office :P)
I was walking behind a girl late at night
I open silently the bottle of chloroform so she doesn't freak out.
I put out my tissue,
put chloroform on it,
*sneezing*
clean my nose,
and pass out
I'm not a smart man
What do you call a sneezing Jew ? a jewwwwwwwww
What do you call a sneezing nut? Cashew
I saw a flying pig! He was coughing and sneezing though, so I killed him. After all, the swine flu!
A kangaroo is jumping around in Australia
When ever she stops a little penguin pocks his head out of her pouch.
In Antarctica a little kangaroo is sitting with some penguins, sneezing and grumbling: Fucx this student exchange program!
What do you call a sneezing rabbi AaaJeww!
Which Star Wars character is always sneezing? Atchoo-bacca.
If sneezing means someone's thinking about you... I guess that explains why I never got sick before
My friend couldn't stop sneezing and I said, "man, your nose is like a shotgun with unlimited ammo!"
He said, "It's ah.. ahh.. an-an-allergy"
I said, "no, simile".
What would an Asian language that involved sneezing be called? Chine-sneeze
Did you hear about the guy who was possessed by a sneezing ghost? He needed to be blessed.
A black smith went to a doctor
He said he just can't stop sneezing.
The doctor told him he has a Metallurgy.
What’s sneezing on your period like? Smacking the bottom of an open ketchup bottle.
What do you call a sneezing virgin? A Goesintight
Why does sneezing feel so good? It's a blessing.
Coughing, sneezing, farting: they all bring out the worst in me. Coughing, sneezing, farting: they all bring out the worst in me.
Why do crocodiles live in salt water? Because if they lived in pepper water they'd never stop sneezing.
Two Chinese playing Russian Roulette. They kept sneezing in each other's face.
Some jerk assaulted me for sneezing ‘too loud’ on the subway... He’s lucky he didn’t apepper me too!!