A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says bartender.
"I'm a socialist drinker!" The bartender chuckled and asked me, "Don't you mean social drinker?" "No, I only drink when someone else is paying."
Socialist jokes are the best. Everyone gets them.
Bernie Sanders is a true socialist He's taking the delegates he's earned and giving them to somebody who is struggling to earn their own.
Bernie Sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave Hillary Clinton half the votes in Iowa.
A socialist, a nihilist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks "We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18", says the bartender.
Socialist jokes aren't funny.... Unless everybody gets them.
Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?
In a communest
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Where do Socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest
Where does a socialist bird lay its eggs? In a communest.
So I asked my cat who his favorite socialist was. He just looked at me and said Mao.
What do you call an apathetic socialist state? The "So be it" Union.
Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everybody gets them.
What grade did the socialist get from economics? Top Marx
How do you starve a Socialist?
You hide their food stamps under their work boots.
Edit; Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
Communist / Socialist jokes aren't funny.... unless everyone gets them.
All my friends and family thought I'll be a broke socialist out of college **BUT I BECAME A BOLD CAPITALIST**
Why did the liberal not want to talk to the socialist? Because they are anti-social.
A Socialist, a Marxist, and a Postmodernist walk into a strip club.
The bouncer checks their ID's and says
"sorry guys, come back when you're 21."
Why does a socialist only drink Herbal Tea?
Because Proper Tea is theft.
(This might be the most British joke I know).
Bernie Sanders may be old, but he loves modern technologies such as. . . Socialist Media.
What did the socialist use before candles? Electricity.
A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo marxist walk into a bar the bartender says to them, “We don’t serve people under 18 here”
What did the socialist use to light his home before candles? Electricity.
An old but gold Soviet joke
Q: Rabinovich, what is a fortune?
A: A fortune is to live in our Socialist motherland.
Q: And what's a misfortune?
A: A misfortune is to have such a fortune.
A nihilist, a socialist, and a neo-marxist walk into a bar and order drinks. “We don't sell alcohol to anyone under 18”, says the bartender.
What did Venezuelan socialist use before candles? Electricity!
Bartender and His Customers
A neurosurgeon, two Cubans, a fascist, a socialist, and a prisoner all walk into a bar together.
The bartender asks, "What's new?"
They all reply, "I'm running for president."
What do you call it when a socialist teacher can't control his students Class struggle
Socialist jokes won't work unless Everyone helps write it.
This election season has taught me a lot about what it must feel like to be a reasonable, level-headed Christian . . . You really really like this one Jewish socialist guy, but you have a really hard time tolerating most of his other fans.
Turns out my exam moderator, Karl, was a Prussian socialist I guess Karl marx after all.
Where does a socialist bird lay it’s eggs? In a communest.
What is the motto of the Socialist French Revolution? Oui, the people!
A Democrat and a socialist are walking down the street ...
A Democrat and a socialist are walking down the street and see a dog licking its nuts.
The Democrat goes, "I wish I could do that"
The socialist goes, "Maybe if you tried petting him first..."
I laughed about a socialist joke once in French It was a proud hon.
What did the people of the Socialist country use before candles? Electricity!