A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money and your wife is still around.
The stock market is like a woman.... ....when she goes down, you buy more
What do you call a stock market crash in Japan? The "My Yen" Apocalypse
Do you know why the European stock markets are sliding down? Greece.
I felt like making a joke about the stock market but I won't burst your bubble.
The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce... I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!
How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market? Buy high sell higher.
What do women and the stock market have in common?
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money.
My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.
The way to end up $1 Million using the stock market LEGIT invest 10 million into it
What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market? Start off with a big one.
In the stock market today.... Northern Tissue touched a new bottom, and millions of investors were wiped clean.
An economist, an accountant and a lawyer decided to gamble.... And that's how stock markets came into existence!!!
Why do Muslims invest in the stock market? For the profit.
What's the one thing you need to know in order to make money on the stock market AND not have kids without using condoms? The right time to pull out.
I figured out how to make a million dollars on the stock market Invest two million
What do you call an alligator at the stock market? An investigator.
The stock market ... When it wanes, it poors.
What do you call it when a bunch of stock markets suddenly show in the same place!
An investation.
(Credit to my 10 year old nephew James)
An Asian who works in the stock market get up in the morning As he put on his uniform he said to himself "I go in vest now"
China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere.
What is the difference between a casino and the stock market ? The casino comps you after taking all your money
What's the difference between the stock market and women? With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.
The stock market has been looking thinner lately. It's lost several Pounds.
The stock market has rebounded solidly since the news of Trump's win ...led by the surging coathanger manufacturing sector.
Starting next Monday, you can trade mushrooms on the stock markets The SEC has determined that mushrooms are fungible.
What do you call a reptile who works in the stock market? An investiGATOR.
My friends say I should invest in the stock market. I said " well of course , I'm not going to a store with nothing in it"
Now that the stock market seems to be back to it's high point Is Trump one of the grand parents we are supposed to sacrifice?
Why don't people in trailer parks invest in the stock market? Because their money is tied up in bonds.
What’s the only things performing better than the stock market? The US Covid case count.