Hilarious Third Grade Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

My buddy just came to me all depressed and said “My son flunked the third grade, and I just don't know how to break it to him.” So I said “well…probably better tell him pretty slowly, so the little dumbass will get it."

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I wet my pants in the third grade once... And it cost me my teaching career.

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Mrs. Jones was giving a spelling test to her third grade class... “How do you spell the word ‘straight’?” asked Mrs. Jones.

Little Johnny shouts, “S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T!!”

“Excellent job Johnny! And what does that word mean?”

“Without ice.”

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My buddy Brian had a kid a few years ago. He comes to me this summer and he goes... "Man, my son just flunked the third grade. I don't know how to tell him he will be held back a year."

I was like, "I guess you better tell him slowly so that he will get it."

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What do you call third grader with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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What is long and hard on a black man? Third grade.

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What are the best 10 years of a blonde's life? Third grade.

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A Blonde Joke Q: What are the best ten years of a blonde's life?

A: Third Grade

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When I was in the third grade I thought I was black My dad went out for cigs one day and he never came back.

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How do you make a car top? Tep on the brake, tupid!

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Third grade was a painful time.

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Sitting Indian Style When I was in third grade the teacher told us to sit Indian Style. So I drank a 30 case of beer and laid in a gutter.

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What is long and hard for a black guy? Third grade

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What's long and hard on a black man? The third grade.

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TIFU by approaching a woman I thought I had as a teacher for one day in third grade, but it wasn't her Oh, my bad, wrong sub

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My third Grade teacher hated me She would always try and make me look like an idiot. One time she asked me "What is the capital of France?"

I replied "Paris"

She said, "No the correct answer is 'F' "

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey? Darth Mule!

A joke, from third grade me...
Happy Star Wars day!

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What does a tree and a dog have in common? BARK!

I still remember the reaction I got when I told my third grade teacher this joke.

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