It's easy to convince ladies not to eat tide pods.
But it's harder to deter gents.
I'll let myself out.
I heard its easy to convince women not to eat tide pods.. but it's a lot harder to **deter gents**.
People who eat Tide Pods are idiots. The Costco brand pods are half the price. Just saying.
Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised. I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...
The evolution of tide pods In 2017 tids pods cleaned clothes but in 2018 it cleans the gene pool
I used to be addicted to Tide Pods... But I’m clean now.
What if tide pods.. Are just cleaning up people who should have been stains in the first place?
What do Tide Pods taste like? Natural Selection.
Are you a tide pod? Because you’re lookin’ like a snack but you’re really just toxic to everyone.
I was addicted to Tide Pods I'm clean now
What do you call a Tide Pod that prevents war? A nuclear detergent
Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash. Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!
I heard it’s easy to convince women not to eat Tide Pods… But a lot harder to deter gents!
Give a teen a fish, and they'll be full for a day Give a teen a Tide Pod, and they'll be full for the rest of their life
There is an upside to eating Tide Pods.... It takes the skid marks out of your underwear.
Now that the tide pod fad is dying down lets move onto the cotton candy in the attic.
Tide Pods are really great at cleaning... Up the gene pool.
To the people who ate tide pods. What did you Gain?
It's easy to deter ladies from eating Tide pods... but it's harder to detergents.
I hear it’s easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods But it’s harder to deter gents.
I don't know why people think eating Tide Pods is dangerous... I mean, you could start today and eat them for the rest of your life.
Instead of using the fear of prison to dissuade criminals, we should start making them eat Tide Pods. That would be a real crime detergent.
A friend and I decided to see who would die first after eating a tide pod... “Now this is pod racing.”
Why are people eating tide pods? To clean the gene pool!
It’s easier to deter women from eating tide pods, but it’s harder to... Deter-gents
Tide is fully embracing their new consumers with their new Tide Pod containers... They just changed their “active ingredients” to “nutrition facts”.
I’ve been hearing how easy it is to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods...
It’s somewhat more difficult to deter gents.
Edit; I’ll show myself out.
I used to be addicted to Tide Pods But now I'm clean.
There are flat earthers, there are tide pod eaters, And there are people who want the first two to be the same.
I feel bad for all the people eating Tide pods. They haven't figured out that Cascade actionpacs taste way better.
I talked to my son about the dangers of eating Tide Pods.
He wanted to know if I did anything dumb like that when I was young on a dare.
I said, "We used to lick electrical outlets"
He found it shocking
There’s a new and improved tide pod..... I wonder if the taste changed.