Tide Pod Jokes

It's easy to convince ladies not to eat tide pods. But it's harder to deter gents.

I'll let myself out.

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Funny Tide Pod Jokes
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I heard its easy to convince women not to eat tide pods.. but it's a lot harder to **deter gents**.

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People who eat Tide Pods are idiots. The Costco brand pods are half the price. Just saying.

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Personally, i think that Tide pods are even better than advertised. I mean, anything that can clean your clothes and the gene pool in the same product...

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The evolution of tide pods In 2017 tids pods cleaned clothes but in 2018 it cleans the gene pool

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I used to be addicted to Tide Pods... But I’m clean now.

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What if tide pods.. Are just cleaning up people who should have been stains in the first place?

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What do Tide Pods taste like? Natural Selection.

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Are you a tide pod? Because you’re lookin’ like a snack but you’re really just toxic to everyone.

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I was addicted to Tide Pods I'm clean now

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What do you call a Tide Pod that prevents war? A nuclear detergent

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Last year, kids were eating tide pods. This year, they're getting vaccines and picking up trash. Seems that eating tide pods makes you smart!

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I heard it’s easy to convince women not to eat Tide Pods… But a lot harder to deter gents!

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Give a teen a fish, and they'll be full for a day Give a teen a Tide Pod, and they'll be full for the rest of their life

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There is an upside to eating Tide Pods.... It takes the skid marks out of your underwear.

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Now that the tide pod fad is dying down lets move onto the cotton candy in the attic.

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Tide Pods are really great at cleaning... Up the gene pool.

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To the people who ate tide pods. What did you Gain?

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It's easy to deter ladies from eating Tide pods... but it's harder to detergents.

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I hear it’s easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods But it’s harder to deter gents.

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I don't know why people think eating Tide Pods is dangerous... I mean, you could start today and eat them for the rest of your life.

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Instead of using the fear of prison to dissuade criminals, we should start making them eat Tide Pods. That would be a real crime detergent.

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A friend and I decided to see who would die first after eating a tide pod... “Now this is pod racing.”

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Why are people eating tide pods? To clean the gene pool!

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It’s easier to deter women from eating tide pods, but it’s harder to... Deter-gents

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Tide is fully embracing their new consumers with their new Tide Pod containers... They just changed their “active ingredients” to “nutrition facts”.

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I’ve been hearing how easy it is to convince ladies not to eat Tide pods... It’s somewhat more difficult to deter gents.

Edit; I’ll show myself out.

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I used to be addicted to Tide Pods But now I'm clean.

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There are flat earthers, there are tide pod eaters, And there are people who want the first two to be the same.

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I feel bad for all the people eating Tide pods. They haven't figured out that Cascade actionpacs taste way better.

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I talked to my son about the dangers of eating Tide Pods. He wanted to know if I did anything dumb like that when I was young on a dare.

I said, "We used to lick electrical outlets"

He found it shocking

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There’s a new and improved tide pod..... I wonder if the taste changed.

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