Toy Story Jokes

Rumor is that Toy Story 4 will focus on Andy's mother's toys, which coincidentally are called Woody and Buzz too.

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Rumour has it Toy Story 4 is going to focus on Andy's mom's toys Coincidentally, they are also called Woody and Buzz

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What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest? One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

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Funny Toy Story Jokes
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So my friend, Rick Astley, asked me for some Pixar movies to watch... I told him, "You can borrow Toy Story 1, 2, and 3, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Cars 1 and 2, Ratatouille, and Wall*E, but I'm never gonna give you UP!"

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I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies...... He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up.

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I asked a friend over for Netflix and Chill and put on Toy Story Within 30 minutes I had a friend in me




Not my joke all credit goes to u/

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Rick Astley asked if he could borrow my Pixar DVDs... "Ok" I said. "Here's Toy Story, Cars and Finding Nemo but I'm never gonna give you Up"

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I was phoned by Rick Astley, who asked me to borrow some Pixar DVD's... I said "Fair enough You can have 'Toy Story', 'A Bug's Life' and 'Finding Nemo' but I'm never gonna give you 'Up'".

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The synopsis for Toy Story 4 has leaked. This time it focuses on Andy's mother's toys, also named Buzz and Woody.

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I’m so excited for the new Toy Story action figures! I’m getting a woody.....

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Toy story. Andy's mum's toys had the same names.

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Toy Story 4 Will Be About Sids Moms Toys Giving a whole new meaning to Buzz and Woody

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I'm really thankful that Disney/Pixar brought us Toy Story It means I can go to Toys R Us and walk out with a Woody without it being awkward.

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I get too excited at "Toy Story" auctions I always leave with a woody

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What beer do the cast of Toy Story drink? Buzz Light.

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Toy Story: Andy's Toys You know of Woody and Buzz right? Well, coincidentally, Andy's Mom's toys are called Woody and Buzz as well.

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I just saw toy story 4 and I had CHILLS I mean it was my fault I should have grabbed a jacket, and the movie was pretty good too

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Doing business with attractive barbers & barmaids feels like Toy Story. I walk out with a Buzz & a Woody.

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What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Buzz from Toy Story? Only one of them goes limp when a child walks in a room.

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I wonder if Andy's mom from Toy Story has toys too I bet they're named also Woody and Buzz

Inspiration u/antonyjohne

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Toy story 5 announced Starring Andy’s mom’s toys also called buzz and woody

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Toy Story's Buzz and Woody would make a great team at a party. It'd come in handy to be able to get hard when you're drunk.

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Disney Toy Story vs R rated Toy Story Disney Toy Story Woody "I got a snake in my boot"

R Rated Toy Story Woody "I got a snake in my booty"

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(Toy story) Do you know what was Andy's and his mom favourite toy? Woody.

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Introverts are like the toys in Toy Story They come alive when everybody leaves.

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Lesbians be saying their life is a movie Ya toy story

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