What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
Why was the trombone player jealous of his computer's RAM? It has more gigs than he does.
What do you call a documentary about a trombone
A slideshow
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sorry its kinda trash
“I got my neighbor to lend me his trombone.”
“But you don’t play the trombone.”
“I know. And now he doesn’t, either.”
When you’re at the playground, you can always tell which child plays the trombone. It’s the one that can’t swing and doesn’t know how to use the slide.
What’s a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
If you were thinking a tromBONE you were wrong - they have no lungs! Obviously it’s a xyloBONE!
(Probably a really crappy joke but I came up with it last night and thought to post it here)
What is a dogs favorite instrument? A trombone.
How do you make a trombone sound like a French Horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.
A truck ran over a trombone player... You could say he was a little flat.
I asked a girl in marching band what cup size she had
She said she was a C, but since it was cold I guess she was a C#.
Bonus Round:
She pulled it out of her trombone and said about 6 inches.
What do you call a trombone that was born into the body of a trumpet? A ***TRANS***-^bone.
What’s the difference between a trombone player and a dead frog on the side of the road? The frog was probably headed to a gig.
Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone? Because the trombone is a sax offender.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument A *Trombone*
How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? Stick your hand in the bell and play all the notes wrong.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? A trombone!
A trombonist attempts to enter a bar, but is unable to, due to his trombone constantly hitting the door frame. Wah, wah, wahwahwahwah...
What's the hardest kind of bone for a dog to eat?? A trombone ;D!