Trumpet Jokes

If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn

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Funny Trumpet Jokes
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My downstairs neighbor was yelling and banging on the ceiling until 3 AM Did that bother you?

Not much. I was up til about the same time practicing my trumpet.

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What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot

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What is Vladimir Putin's favorite instrument to play? A Trumpet!

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What would be the most useless superpower? How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet.

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If you suck at playing the trumpet, That's probably why.

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What's worse than your neighbor playing the trumpet at 4 am? Him not quite knowing how to play the trumpet at 4 am

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My neighbor kept knocking on the wall yesterday night... Fortunately, I wasn't sleeping, I was playing trumpet!

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What do you call a cheap trumpet? A frugal horn

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Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake?
"Hi, I'm better than you"

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What's the instrument of oppression? the Trumpet

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What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

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What do you do with a rubber trumpet? Join an elastic band.

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Hey girl did you push in the third valve side of my trumpet Because my D isn’t flat anymore 😎

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Which musical instrument does Vladimir Putin know how to play best? The TRUMPet!

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What did the Scottish woman do when she found a trumpet buried in her garden? She had to root-e-toot

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What is the best instrument to keep as a pet? A trumpet

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What is the formal designation of a Trump supporter? A Trumpet. Because they're loud and irrelevant.

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What did the Scotsman do to the trumpet plant? He rooted it oot.

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What do you call a self-absorbed trumpet player? Brasshole

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What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet.

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If you suck at the trumpet maybe that's why.

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What's trump favourite toy? His Trumpet...

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I can't play the trumpet... ...I suck.

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If the President had a dog Would it be a Trumpet?

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What do you call a trombone that was born into the body of a trumpet? A ***TRANS***-^bone.

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If you suck at trumpet That’s probably why.

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What does a trumpet have in common with King Tut? They have the fact that both toot in common

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What do you call a dog owned by Donald Trump? A trumpet.

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I brought my trumpet and skull halloween mask to class today Guess you could say I'm a school dooter

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What does Donald Trump call his pet? Trumpet.

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What do. A trumpet and a pirate have in common? They both commit murder on the high C(sea)

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What instrument do Mexicans hate the most? The **trumpet**

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What do you call a loud Trump supporter? A Trumpet.

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