If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn
My downstairs neighbor was yelling and banging on the ceiling until 3 AM
Did that bother you?
Not much. I was up til about the same time practicing my trumpet.
What do you call a woman of the night playing a trumpet? A prosti-toot
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite instrument to play? A Trumpet!
What would be the most useless superpower? How about the ability to go invisible, but it only works while you're playing a trumpet.
If you suck at playing the trumpet, That's probably why.
What's worse than your neighbor playing the trumpet at 4 am? Him not quite knowing how to play the trumpet at 4 am
My neighbor kept knocking on the wall yesterday night... Fortunately, I wasn't sleeping, I was playing trumpet!
What do you call a cheap trumpet? A frugal horn
Heard this one from my trumpet playing band director
Does anyone know the Trumpeteer handshake?
"Hi, I'm better than you"
What's the instrument of oppression? the Trumpet
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.
What do you do with a rubber trumpet? Join an elastic band.
Hey girl did you push in the third valve side of my trumpet Because my D isn’t flat anymore 😎
Which musical instrument does Vladimir Putin know how to play best? The TRUMPet!
What did the Scottish woman do when she found a trumpet buried in her garden? She had to root-e-toot
What is the best instrument to keep as a pet? A trumpet
What is the formal designation of a Trump supporter? A Trumpet. Because they're loud and irrelevant.
What did the Scotsman do to the trumpet plant? He rooted it oot.
What do you call a self-absorbed trumpet player? Brasshole
What instrument do Mexicans hate? The TRUMPet.
If you suck at the trumpet maybe that's why.
What's trump favourite toy? His Trumpet...
I can't play the trumpet... ...I suck.
If the President had a dog Would it be a Trumpet?
What do you call a trombone that was born into the body of a trumpet? A ***TRANS***-^bone.
If you suck at trumpet That’s probably why.
What does a trumpet have in common with King Tut? They have the fact that both toot in common
What do you call a dog owned by Donald Trump? A trumpet.
I brought my trumpet and skull halloween mask to class today Guess you could say I'm a school dooter
What does Donald Trump call his pet? Trumpet.
What do. A trumpet and a pirate have in common? They both commit murder on the high C(sea)
What instrument do Mexicans hate the most? The **trumpet**
What do you call a loud Trump supporter? A Trumpet.