What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church? A Crystal Methodist.
No Longer PC
It's no longer Politically Correct to call someone a "tweaker".
You now call them "Methican American".
What do you call a tweaker with all of their teeth? A beginner.
What’s the slowest moving thing known to man? A tweaker in a hurry.
What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab.
What's the slowest thing you will ever see? A tweaker in a hurry
What do you call someone that's been awake for 2 weeks? A 2-weeker [tweaker]