Tweaker Jokes

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church? A Crystal Methodist.

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No Longer PC It's no longer Politically Correct to call someone a "tweaker".

You now call them "Methican American".

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Funny Tweaker Jokes
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What do you call a tweaker with all of their teeth? A beginner.

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What’s the slowest moving thing known to man? A tweaker in a hurry.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab.

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What's the slowest thing you will ever see? A tweaker in a hurry

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What do you call someone that's been awake for 2 weeks? A 2-weeker [tweaker]

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