I got a job interview as an under-water welder..
Interviewer: so how would you describe yourself?
Me : well I'd say i work well under pressure
A carpenter, plumber, an electrician and a welder are all dating the same woman. What do you call her? A jack off all trades
What do you call a porcupine with an acetylene torch? Spiny the welder.
Why did the welder put on a scuba tank? Someone's got to fix this sub.
Why were the welder and stoner such good friends? They both love to spark up joints.
How do you tell a chemist from a welder? Ask them to pronounce the word "unionised"
How do you tell if a homeless man has a girlfriend?
It's easy, he's got 2 clean fingers.
You can say mechanic, plumber, welder etc. This joke has versatility, use it wisely.