What Are Some Jokes

A teacher asks the class, “What are some examples of flammable objects?” and the Jewish student raises his hand. The teacher replies, “Very good! Any other examples?”

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What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag's a big plus.

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I'm dressing up as a (dead) hooker for Halloween...what are some lines you NEVER want to hear a hooker say? For example, "I just need to put some ointment on my herpes, and then we are good to go."

I know, I'm terrible at this! Please help!

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Hey, you funny fellows, what are some nonchalant jokes to tell people that do not sound like a joke at first? I need to impress my friends with Internet stuff, gosh.

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At a job interview: Interviewer: What are some of your weaknesses?


Applicant: I'm lazy


I: that's it?


A: I'm lazy to list them all...

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What are some pros of living in Switzerland? Well the flag is a big plus

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What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of? Just some light jokes with bit of humor . Nothing too dark.

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What are some good 'your sister jokes'? Ones like: what's the difference between dinner and your sister? I wash my hands before eating dinner.

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What are some jokes along the lines of "the elevator business has its ups and downs"? Any other stereotypical job/industry comments/jokes would also be greatly appreciated (even though they're groan-inducing). Thanks (in advance)!

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What are some good fruit jokes? My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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What are some of the first jokes you ever heard? Mine is "What kind of bee's make milk. Boobies!"

Please note that the jokes should be more for nostalgia's sake rather than funniness (but that is a plus).

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West Indies Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like:

Mike Hunt
Dixie Normous
Ivana fukalot
ect

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What are sometimes moist, smells bad and requires going down to get in it? Basements.

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What are some things to say when leaving? Things like "Let's make like a ball and bounce." or "I'm going to make like a tree and leave." or "I'm off like a prom dress."

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Teacher: Ok kids! What are some laws you disagree with? Kid in the back: What are the laws?!

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Teacher And Student Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know.

Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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[META] What are some jokes like "bend over and spell RUN" Or spell ICUP, look at your chest and spell attic, or spell IHOP then say "ness"

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Remembered some Russian Reversal jokes recently In communist Russia, you rob bank. In capitalistic America, bank robs you!
In capitalistic America, you to party. In communist Russia, the Party comes to you!

P.S- what are some of the ones you guys know?

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Request Joke I am paralysed and in a wheelchair. I can walk a bit. What are some good or dark jokes I can use?

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In need of some good knock knock jokes Long story short, bringing a door to my friends party, what are some sweet knock knock jokes I can pull?

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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies...... Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I do.... Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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Kid friendly jokes? I'm a ski instructor. I usually teach kids ages 9-13 years old. What are some good kid friendly jokes to keep them interested?

Example:
Q: Where do kings keep their armies?
A: In their sleevies.

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[Request] Tell me your best bird puns! Giving someone a bird themed gift, what are some puns I can use for the card? (It's not for a birthday, so "happy bird-day" won't work).

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In a job interview. Interviewer: What are some of your wea-

me: INTERRUPTING PEOPLE

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Interviewing for a job "What are some of your weaknesses?"

"I don't know when to quit."

"Thats good. Well your resume is excellent and we'd love to hire you."

"Thank you I appreciate the opportunity."

"Great, see you Monday. "

"I quit."

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