What do call it when a chameleon is unable to change color? Reptile dysfunction
What do call a classy fish? Sofishticated.
What do call a a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you f*****g racist.
what do call a quiet Russian bee? a cagey bee
What do call a fish with a Phd? A brain sturgeon.
What do call an obese transvestite? A trans fat
What do call the two midgets who ran an impound lot? Little Seizers
What do call a pessimistic horse? A neigh-sayer.
What do call an Asian woman with one leg longer than the other? Irene
What do call Hippies wife? Mississippi
What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?
A-patchy scalping
Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.
What do call a KKK member that steals your car right in front of you? Cracker Jack.
What do call an agitated student taking an exam? A testy testee
What do call it when you hit two vapes at once? Juul Wielding.
What do call having to settle for buying corn? Compra maíze.
What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman? A Mississippi cup.
What do call a bad lawyer? Congressman
What do call it when a toddler with antivax parents throws a temper tantrum? A midlife crisis
What do call it when you’re helping deliver someone’s baby but everything is going wrong? A midwife crisis.
What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach? Vladimir Poopin
What do call a white guy in a burning building? Fire cracker
What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes? An account-ant.
What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz
What do call a gigolo from Idaho? A spud muffin.
What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it? A Jolly Rancher.
What do call the gas you get from eating cheese? Derrière
What do call a cabinet that you constantly put money into yet it gives you nothing of value in return? L. Ron Cupboard
What do call a sick anti vax’s kid dancing Sicko mode
What do call a disabled farmer that puts down a horse? A Hypocrite
What do call a woman who seduces a lawyer? A snake charmer.
What do call a street shop? In-duh-streeTs