My parents said that if I got a tattoo I'd have to get it in a place that didn't matter... So I got it in Appleton, Wisconsin.
How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin? They use a Milwaukee-Talkie
Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota sucks.
How do people in Wisconsin communicate with each other? Using a Milwaukee talkie.
Why is Chicago called the Windy City? Because Indiana sucks and Wisconsin blows
Meanwhile in Wisconsin, a local beer swilling cheese eating packer loving barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years. I had no idea he was a barber.
What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin? A Cheese Kurd.
Why don't University of Wisconsin football players ever date University of Minnesota cheerleaders? Ever seen what a badger does to a gopher hole?
tell me your best " i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"
mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy.
ninja edit: i love puns
A man in Wisconsin got trampled by stampeding cows At least, that’s what I herd
What do you call someone from Northern Syria who took refuge in Wisconsin? A cheese Kurd.
rural upbringin'
What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?
Prom night.
Being football fans ... Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean to the south ? Because Minnesota blows & Chicago sucks
Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall.
I just moved to Wisconsin, and my neighbour invited me over to meet his wife and his sister. When I got there... ...the three of us had dinner.
What do you get when the new French President visits Wisconsin? Macron and cheese.
Why is Secretary of State Tillerson holding middle east peace talks during Thanksgiving in Wisconsin? It's the only state that serves curds and turks at the same table.
Did you know all prisoners in the US go to one state? WisCONsin
Why do French men enjoy the Wisconsin country side? They love that Dairy Air!
What's the Wisconsin State Motto? Come and Smell Our Dairy Air!
Because of his loss in Wisconsin, Trump has put a ban on all shredded cheese.
It's the only way he can make America GRATE again.
Credit to my 12 year old son.
What do you call a traffic jam full of trucks in Wisconsin? A cheesy pickup line.
A man from Wisconsin is travelling in Mexico...
when he comes across a dairy farm.
"Buenos noches, do you have any cheeze for sale?"
"Buenos, nochez"
"All people from Wisconsin talk about cheese" "Que, so?"
Why did Wisconsin ban round bales of hay..? ...It's because the cows need a square meal.
I would tell you a joke about Wisconsin... But it would be too cheesy
I recently heard the rapper French Montana changed his stage name It's German Wisconsin now
What does Wisconsin and this joke have in common? They’re both very cheesy.
What do you call a person from Wisconsin who always has alot to say? A Milwaukee-Talkie
my rapper friend likes to visit Wisconsin hes love to get this cheddar