Yogurt Jokes

Funny Yogurt Jokes
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What's the difference between the USA and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it'll develop a culture.

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What's the difference between an Australian and a pot of yogurt? Leave a pot of yogurt in the sun for 200 years and it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between Americans and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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A young woman walks into a dry cleaner She asks the elderly owner inspecting her blouse how long it would take to clean.
Hard of hearing the man asks, "come again?"

She responds, "No, it's yogurt"

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What's the difference between America and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

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My son told me a joke and I thought I would share it with you all! My mom said I couldn’t get a frozen yogurt. She said “do you think I’m made of money?”
Then I said, “isn’t that what mom stands for?”

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What's the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and Yogurt If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

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What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.? Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

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What do you call an overweight average ogre eating beef flavored yogurt? A mediocre meaty ogre eating meaty yogurt.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt? If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt alone for 200 years, it WILL develop a culture ;-)

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What's the difference between yogurt and America? When you leave yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What do you call haunted yogurt? Paranormal Activia.

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A lady goes into the dry cleaners Lady: "I was wondering if you could get this stain out of my blouse"

The Clerk: "Come again?"

Lady: "No, this time it's just yogurt"

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I'm starting a combination Frozen Yogurt shop and news stand.. It will be called Froyo Information.

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What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt? pop culture

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I got some Greek yogurt today... ...but it just isn't working for me.

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whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt? If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture.

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Why do people love working at yogurt factories? Because of the culture!

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What's a pilot's favorite kind of yogurt? Plain.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans? If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a Yogurt? If you left a Yogurt alone 200 years it would develope a culture.

I hope it's not repost

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What’s the difference between America and yogurt? You leave yogurt for 200 years it will form a culture

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout... I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality

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Greek yogurt Its just not as rich as it was before

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What is the difference between my family and yogurt? Yogurt has culture

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What's the difference between yogurt and America? Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

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My son complained to me that his yogurt was too soupy. I told him to suck it up.

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What's the difference between Yogurt and America? If you leave Yogurt for 200 years, it'll develop a culture.

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Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who is a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, “We don’t serve your kind in here.” One of the yogurt cartons says to him, “Why not? We’re cultured individuals.”

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Why does a blonde open yogurt in the store? Because the box says "Open here"

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I pointed out to a friend at a party that she had something on her face... She said, "it's probably just a little yogurt." She wiped her chin with her sleeve and looked at it. "Wait, come to think of it..."

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What do you call a brand of yogurt that got shut down? Cancel culture

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