My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died from being crushed by a giant crab.
My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died... She got squashed by a giant crab.
Doctor: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer.
Doctor: What a coincidence!
The zodiac sign of a friend of mine was cancer, which was very ironic because of how he died. He was eaten by a large crab.
Doctor and Patient
Doctor: What's your Zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer
Doctor: Oh what a coincidence
I hope all girls have cancer As their zodiac sign because they’d be a perfect match for me.
A kid goes to a doctor.
The doctor asks:
"So what's your zodiac sign?"
The kid responds:
"Cancer."
The doctor:
"Oh,what a coincidence!"
My cousins zodiac sign was cancer. Kinda ironic how she died. She got eaten by a giant crab.
Patient: What's the diagnosis, doctor?
Doctor: What's your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer.
Doctor: What a coincidence!
We lost a planet but gained a zodiac sign. I guess that's a good constellation prize.
My cousins zodiac sign was cancer, kind of ironic how she died... She was eaten by a giant crab
My dad's zodiac sign was Cancer. It is ironic how he died. He has eaten by a giant crab
Every zodiac sign has a good hairstyle Except for cancer
Every zodiac sign has its own special hairstyle Except for cancer
-What's your zodiac sign?
-Tyrannosaurus.
-But that's not even a real sign.
-None of the zodiac signs are real.
I don't believe in zodiac signs... But that's only because I am a Taurus.
The only two things that Zodiac signs get right:
1.Some people are twins
2.Some people are cancer
Every Zodiac sign has a haircut . . . Except Cancer (in honor of my dad who lost his hair to chemo!)
What do the zodiac signs use to pay for coffee? Starbucks
Thanos zodiac sign Libra, since he likes "balanced" things
"what zodiac sign are you?"
"dinosaur"
"but this doesn't exist".
"neither do others"
What is an unborn baby’s zodiac sign A utauras
A man goes to the docter
Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis?
Doctor: What's your zodiac sign?
Man: Cancer.
Doctor: What a coincidence!
doctor: your test results have come
patient: what does it say?
doctor : but first , what is your zodiac sign?
patient: cancer, but why ?
doctor : what a coincidence !
So my doctor asked me what my zodiac sign was, and I told him "Cancer" He replied with, "Oh! What a coincidence!"
What zodiac sign doesn't have hair Cancer