Zodiac Sign Jokes

My uncle's zodiac sign was Cancer, which was ironic, because he died from being crushed by a giant crab.

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Funny Zodiac Sign Jokes
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My sister's zodiac sign was cancer, which is really ironic to how she died... She got squashed by a giant crab.

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Doctor: What is your zodiac sign? Patient: Cancer.

Doctor: What a coincidence!

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The zodiac sign of a friend of mine was cancer, which was very ironic because of how he died. He was eaten by a large crab.

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Doctor and Patient Doctor: What's your Zodiac sign?

Patient: Cancer

Doctor: Oh what a coincidence

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I hope all girls have cancer As their zodiac sign because they’d be a perfect match for me.

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A kid goes to a doctor. The doctor asks:

"So what's your zodiac sign?"


The kid responds:


"Cancer."



The doctor:




"Oh,what a coincidence!"

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My cousins zodiac sign was cancer. Kinda ironic how she died. She got eaten by a giant crab.

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Patient: What's the diagnosis, doctor? Doctor: What's your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer.
Doctor: What a coincidence!

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We lost a planet but gained a zodiac sign. I guess that's a good constellation prize.

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My cousins zodiac sign was cancer, kind of ironic how she died... She was eaten by a giant crab

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My dad's zodiac sign was Cancer. It is ironic how he died. He has eaten by a giant crab

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Every zodiac sign has a good hairstyle Except for cancer

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Every zodiac sign has its own special hairstyle Except for cancer

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-What's your zodiac sign? -Tyrannosaurus.
-But that's not even a real sign.
-None of the zodiac signs are real.

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I don't believe in zodiac signs... But that's only because I am a Taurus.

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The only two things that Zodiac signs get right: 1.Some people are twins

2.Some people are cancer

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Every Zodiac sign has a haircut . . . Except Cancer (in honor of my dad who lost his hair to chemo!)

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What do the zodiac signs use to pay for coffee? Starbucks

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Thanos zodiac sign Libra, since he likes "balanced" things

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"what zodiac sign are you?" "dinosaur"

"but this doesn't exist".

"neither do others"

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What is an unborn baby’s zodiac sign A utauras

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A man goes to the docter Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis?

Doctor: What's your zodiac sign?

Man: Cancer.

Doctor: What a coincidence!

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doctor: your test results have come patient: what does it say?
doctor : but first , what is your zodiac sign?
patient: cancer, but why ?
doctor : what a coincidence !

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So my doctor asked me what my zodiac sign was, and I told him "Cancer" He replied with, "Oh! What a coincidence!"

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What zodiac sign doesn't have hair Cancer

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