I signed up for binary 101 but it turns out it's a level 5 course
I signed up for Binary 101...
but it turned out to be a level 5 course.
Corny, but I'm still proud of myself.
Why did the Mexican fail English 101? He wouldn't turn in his essay
Space Jokes 101
How do you throw a space party???
**PLANET**
Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll.
I went out to the shop earlier to buy a book called "101 ways to improve your confidence". I couldn't buy it though, the cashier would have laughed at me......
suicide bombing class... Welcome to Suicide Bombing Class 101. Listen carefully because i'm only going to say this once.
A lesson on compound interest--my net worth has finally hit 6 figures after graduating college 4 years ago paid for by student loans. Currently at -$101,928.68
Computer Science major walks into an English class
The Professor says "Welcome to English 101".
The student panicks.
"What's wrong?" asks the Professor.
"I missed the first 4 English classes".
How to speak British 101.
" For Folks Sake."
Thats it.
A couple is running a bit low on cash, so the wife decides to become a prostitute.
The next morning, she announces that she got $101.
"Who gave you the one dollar, honey?" the husband asks.
"Sweetie, they all did!"
Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook? It's called "101 ways to wok your dog"
What's China's #1 Best Selling Cookbook? 101 Ways to Wok your Dog
I once read a book called binary 101
It was 5
I stole this from my IT classroom
So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town. It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*
Yes, I'm a professor. I teach intercourse 101 and my wife is the only student. She's getting a D
What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno? 101 damnations
Disney just announced plans for an animated adaptation of Dante's Inferno They're calling it, "101 Damnations."
How to avoid clickbait 101 Now you know
So I was telling my dad
That the entire team that worked on finding Nemo had to take fish biology 101. Then he says "so does it ever bother you that the fish are talking?"
That was the hardest I laughed in a while
How did the AI program respond to a joke? 101
How to read 101
Step one: read this, if you can't skip to step two.
Step two: follow step one.
They’ve written a sequel to The Martian where a hundred rescuers attempt to rescue a stranded man on mars, only to fail.
It’s title.
101 Dull Martians
Jokez 101
I am a very big fan of white boards,
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there're quite re-markable
If I had a dollar everytime I held a picture of Benjamin Franklin, I'd have 101 dollars.
101 nails walk into a bar, the bartender says I can't serve you here because you're already hammered
Nan 'n' Fran
**Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?
**Fran:** Its scales.
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*^From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel: ^101 ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes*
I asked my friend if he knew binary he said "yeah I took the 101 class"
Parenting 101
1. Pour milk on floor.
2. Ask which kid did it.
3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it.
4. Enjoy peaceful evening.
Nerd's Guide To Pickup Lines 101 "If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Physics 101
The bartender asks, "What'll it be?"
.
.
.
A tachyon walks into the bar.
I got a new book Binary Jokes 101
Anthropology 101
The Catholic priest says to the cannibal: 'You can't eat that.'
Cannibal: 'You know a better way to get a 12-year-old boy inside you?'
Why was Procastination 101 cancelled? Nobody enrolled.