Why do pencils shave?
To look sharp.
Credit: 3rd grade me.
My friend just came to me all depressed because his kid’s failing 3rd grade, and he doesn’t know how to break it to him. Apparently “slowly” wasn’t the advice he was looking for.
I used to pee my pants every time i had to talk in front of my 3rd grade class It really killed my teaching career.
There was a kidnapping at a local middle school recently
The teacher had to wake him up right away
(Taken for a 3rd grader I coach)
3rd grade math
If you have 7 apples in one hand, and 5 in the other, what do you have?
-Really large hands.
What scares a caterpillar? A dog-erpillar! (From a 3rd grader at dismissal yesterday!)
Why are frogs happy?
Because they eat what bugs them..
Source: 3rd grader told me this joke..
What do you call a bra? A boobie trap. Thanks 3rd grade nephew.
I used to pee my pants every time i stood in front of my 3rd grade class it cost me my teaching career.
Did you hear about the potato that teaches 3rd grade? He's loves being an edutater
What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his 3rd grade teacher asked him to be a classical composer in the school play ? “I’ll be Bach”
I caught my girlfriend cheating... ...so I gave her an F and told her she needs to study if she wants to pass the 3rd grade.
Did you hear about the 8-year old dairy farmer? He had to repeat 3rd grade because he was a slow churner.