Hilarious 50 Shades Of Grey Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

I really wish some of the fantasies in 50 shades of grey were real... like how she got a job right out of college.

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I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college.

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This week Lego Batman sold more tickets than the sequel to 50 Shades of Grey... When asked to comment about this 50 Shades stated "It's okay, I like to be dominated."

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I accidentally walked into my daughter’s room and was shocked to see her reenacting a fantasy scene from 50 Shades of Grey. Like the one where she gets a decent job right out of college.

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I'm starting the dishes, and my wife is getting ready to go watch 50 Shades of Grey I guess you could say we are BOTH pre soaking.

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50 shades of grey Girl 1: Hey have you read 50 shades of grey yet?
Girl 2: Yes! From cover to cover!
Girl 1: And the index?
Girl 2: Exhausted...

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50 shades of grey is a genius title but had they thought about it They should have added 19 more shades

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Do you want to satisfy your hardcore food fetish? Buy my new book: 50 Shades of Grey Poupon

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50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies… Well first it tied them, then it beat them.

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I was so excited. My wife said she wanted to live the life of “50 Shades of Grey”... Then she stopped dyeing her hair.

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I was gunna write the great American nursing home romance novel... ....but the title "50 Shades of Grey" was already taken.

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There's one fantasy scene in 50 Shades of Grey that I'd love to be part of in real life... ...specifically, the part where the protagonist gets a job straight out of college.

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After reading, 50 shades of grey, my wife asked to treat her like Anastasia ... so I got the Bolshevik secret police to murder her family and I sold her to a Russian pig farmer.

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Where did E. L. James learn to write “50 Shades of Grey”? AP Cliterature

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What kind of headphones are sold in 50 shades of grey? Beats

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What do you get if you cross 50 Shades of Grey with Blurred Lines? A greydient

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Experts are predicting a very wet day tomorrow... They are urging cinemas showing 50 shades of grey to brace themselves.

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Ever since they brought out a movie based on the book... ... it's impossible to tell if girls are referring to the movie or the book when they say 'I was just flicking through 50 Shades of Grey.'

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