What's the difference between a genie and an academic? One grants wishes, the other wishes for grants.
What do you call an academic paper written by a pudding? A dessertation
Referenced my previous girlfriend in an academic paper It was very ex-citing
A disgraced academic, now farmer, surveying the crops... “Finally, I am out standing in my field”
What do you call an academic who apologises all the time? An anthropologist
I give frequent lectures about informative and interesting topics underwater. For academic porpoises.
Why did the academic become a civil war recennactor in his back garden? It allowed him to be revolutionary in his field.
I have written a couple of academic papers on replacement limbs. They are my prostheses.
What do you call a cross between an academic and a dinosaur?
A philosoraptor.
Or... tenured.
Wearing my bra really helps me focus on exams I love academic support.
Educational a capella groups are sweeping the nation. Some are calling it an academic aca-demic.
What do you call an academic institute concerning vegetables that only offers their services to mythological creatures? A Unicorn