Accordion to scientific studies, 90% .. of people do not realise I replaced the beginning of this joke with a musical instrument.
Accordion to a recent survey... ...replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence, often goes undetected.
Interesting Research Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?
An Accordion.
...I'll, uh, see myself out.
Did you know? Accordion to a recent study, 90% of the world don't realise when a word has been swapped with an instrument.
What's the difference between an accordion and an onion? No one cries when you cut up an accordion
What do you call a haunted accordion Polka haunt us
Accordion to a study done by Stanford University, 9 out 10 people don’t notice when words are substituted for music instruments hehe
Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes unnoticed.
How is an accordion like an artillery shell? Once you hear it, it's already too late.
I was reading this survey the other day And accordion to it, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected
A friend of mine once left his accordion in his unlocked car. Imagine his shock when he returned half an hour later to find *two* accordions in the back seat.
Accordion to a recent survey... Most people don't notice when words are swapped for instruments in sentences.
Accordion to studies, its very easy to hide musical instruments in every day sentences. I find that harp to belive though.
Going to war without the French Is like going hunting without an accordion
What's the definition of a gentleman? Someone who knows how to play the accordion...but doesn't
A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar... everybody leaves.
Accordion to studies... Most people don't replace the first word of a sentence with an instrument
Pay me $10 and I'll play accordion for you Pay me $100 and I won't play it.
Accordion to one study people don’t notice when you replace any given word with the name of a musical instrument But I don’t believe that tuba true.
Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed. It's science.
What's the difference between an accordion and an Uzi? An Uzi quits after 100 rounds.
Accordion to a recent survey.... Musical instruments often go undetected.
Some musicians think suqeeze-boxes are the best instruments ever... But that's just accordion to them
Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion? He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments? Idk, accordion to research I guess.
What do you call an accordion player with a pager? An optimist.
What is the definition of a gentleman? Someone who knows how to play the accordion but _doesn't_