What do you get if you cross a financial adviser with a Richard Curtis movie? Love Actuary.
I changed my major from being an actuary. I just couldn't handle the risk.
Why did the heavy metal rocker become an actuary? He wanted to be paid to predict death and destruction.
Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? He craved more risk.
A chinese tiger mom asks her daughter a question about her future: Erizabeth, you stirr want to be a doctoh right? Her daughter replies: No, actuary...
What's the difference between a Sicilian insurance actuary and a any other actuary? Other actuaries can forecast how many people will die this year. The Sicilian actuary can name them.