The oldest computer...
The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.
Yes, it was an Apple.
But with an extremely limited memory.
Just one byte.
Then everything crashed.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
There was a computer dating back to Adam and Eve.. It was an apple, and a very bad one at that. It only took one byte for everything to crash.
The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve
It was an Apple
With an extremely limited memory.
Just one byte
Then everything crashed
Adam and Eve... were the first people to not read Apple's terms and conditions.
If adam and eve were Chinese Then we would still be in paradise as they would eat the snake instead of the apple.
The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve
It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.
Then everything crashed.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
Surprise, it was an apple, but with very little memory. Just one byte.
Then everything crashed.
The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.
The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.
Yes, it was an Apple.
But with an extremely limited memory.
Just one byte.
Then everything crashed.
how do you know that adam and eve were white have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
Surprise! Surprise! It was an Apple.
But with extremely limited memory.
Just 1 byte.
Then everything crashed.
I invented a war game called "Adam and Eve". It's a first person shooter.
How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black? You can't take a rib from a black man
My first computer dates back to Adam and Eve It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
When was the first computer? Adam and Eve's time. It was an apple. It only had one byte, then everything went downhill.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed
If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple.
So my wife asked me yesterday "What would you do if You and I were 'Adam and Eve'?"
I replied nonchalantly, **"I'd fap and go to sleep. That would solve most problems."**
P.S: A'yup, I slept on the couch. :/
Seen on a sign outside a church Adam and Eve were the first people to not read the Apple conditions
Why was Adam and Eves marriage so successful? Because he couldn't complain about her mothers cooking.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed
Why would the world have been a better place if Adam And Eve had been Chinese? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple.
What was Adam and Eve’s biggest problem during their marriage? They could never agree on who wore the plants in the family.
Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
The oldest laptop can be traced back to Adam and Eve An Apple with very limited memory (1 Byte), single core and OS written in Python.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was Apple's and had *very* limited memory. Just one bite and everything crashed
How do you know Adam and Eve weren't Chinese? They would have eaten the snake
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
Surprise! Surprise!
It was an Apple!
But with extremely limited memory.
Just one byte. Then everything crashed.
How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black? You ever tried to take a rib from a black man?!?
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we’d all be in Heaven They’d have spared the apple and feasted on the snake.
How do we know Adam and Eve were white? Ever try to steal a rib from a black man?
Adam and Eve must have lived in the soviet union. They had no clothes, no roof over their heads, the only food they had was an apple and the management was constantly telling them they were in paradise.
If every human on the planet participated in a race, who will come in first and second? Adam and Eve
What did Adam and Eve wear in the Garden of Eden? Eve wore a leaf and Adam wore a hole in it
Adam and Eve are walking through the woods
Suddenly Eve asks Adam: *"Adam, do you still love me?"*
Adam then says: *"Of course, who else?"*
BREAKING: It was discovered that computers date all the way back to the time of Adam and Eve. Not surprising, it was an Apple. But it was only limited to one bite. And surprise, surprise, it crashed.
The oldest conputer can be traced back to Adam and Eve It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte, Then everything crashed.
Did you know how Adam and Eve had a peaceful life? They didn't have mothers-in-law.