Adolf Hitler Jokes

What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft.

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What video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft.

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What do Justin Bieber and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither of them are musicians.

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Adolf Hitler and my wife have the same birthday. It's crazy to think that such a loathsome figure, who ruined the lives of so many people... Shares the same birthday as Adolf Hitler.

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What was Adolf Hitler's campaign slogan? *"Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!"*

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What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can actually finish off a race

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I hate Adolf Hitler! The man who shot that scum must be a saint!

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Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class? He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?? Michael Phelps managed to finish a race.

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What is Adolf Hitlers favorite letter of the alphabet? I dont know but im 100% sure its not Z

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Adolf Hitler wasn't so bad... I mean he did kill Hitler.

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Which video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft

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A bug pimp is a lot like Adolf Hitler One brings holocausts and the other ho locusts.

Thanks I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitresses.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Phelps can end a race.

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What do Dale Earnhardt and Adolf Hitler have in common? They both died before finishing a race.

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What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.

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Adolf Hitler has never touched Call of Duty... ...and yet, he still has a better KDR than me.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did Adolf Hitler fail Art School? He hated mixing colour.

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What do you call Adolf Hitler's personal gym? The liftwaffe.

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Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground.

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What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race.

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One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds. Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like.

The meteorologist replied, "Hail, Hitler!"

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Before art school, Adolf Hitler tried programming, but he always got stuck on race conditions.

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Who was Adolf Hitler's least favorite athlete? O.J. Simpson. Everyone knows Hitler hated The Juice.

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Remember, tomorrow is Adolf Hitler’s birthday I’ve got a cake all ready for him in the oven

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Adolf Hitler banned 5k races but sponsored an annual marathon... ...Because Marathons are the master race.

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whats the difference between Michael Phelps and adolf hitler Michael Phelps can finish a race

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Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place The Germans replied "No, it's hail Hitler"

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What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft.

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Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, and Adolf Hitler are all running a race, who wins? Hitler, cause he’s the racist

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I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew.

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What do you call a movie about Adolf Hitler? The Germinator.

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I don't know why people hate Adolf Hitler so much I mean the dude killed Hitler, sounds like a hero to me

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Me: I finally went back in time and killed Adolf Hitler! I’m going to be famous! Scientist: Who?

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How old was Adolf Hitler when he started showing outward evil? NEIN!!!

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Jokes about mass genocide are only funny if they are said by certain people. - Adolf Hitler.

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