What's Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft.
What video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft.
What do Justin Bieber and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither of them are musicians.
Adolf Hitler and my wife have the same birthday. It's crazy to think that such a loathsome figure, who ruined the lives of so many people... Shares the same birthday as Adolf Hitler.
What was Adolf Hitler's campaign slogan? *"Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!"*
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can actually finish off a race
I hate Adolf Hitler! The man who shot that scum must be a saint!
Why did Adolf Hitler hate math class? He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution.
What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?? Michael Phelps managed to finish a race.
What is Adolf Hitlers favorite letter of the alphabet? I dont know but im 100% sure its not Z
Adolf Hitler wasn't so bad... I mean he did kill Hitler.
Which video game would Adolf Hitler play? Mein Kraft
A bug pimp is a lot like Adolf Hitler
One brings holocausts and the other ho locusts.
Thanks I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitresses.
What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Phelps can end a race.
What do Dale Earnhardt and Adolf Hitler have in common? They both died before finishing a race.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can actually finish a race.
Adolf Hitler has never touched Call of Duty... ...and yet, he still has a better KDR than me.
What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Phelps can finish a race.
Why did Adolf Hitler fail Art School? He hated mixing colour.
What do you call Adolf Hitler's personal gym? The liftwaffe.
Besides being an famous chief (despite burning everything he cooked), Adolf Hitler was also a star athlete.... He was the fascist kid on the playground.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt? Usain Bolt can finish a race.
One day, Adolf Hitler looked outside and saw heavy storm clouds.
Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like.
The meteorologist replied, "Hail, Hitler!"
Before art school, Adolf Hitler tried programming, but he always got stuck on race conditions.
Who was Adolf Hitler's least favorite athlete? O.J. Simpson. Everyone knows Hitler hated The Juice.
Remember, tomorrow is Adolf Hitler’s birthday I’ve got a cake all ready for him in the oven
Adolf Hitler banned 5k races but sponsored an annual marathon... ...Because Marathons are the master race.
whats the difference between Michael Phelps and adolf hitler Michael Phelps can finish a race
Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place The Germans replied "No, it's hail Hitler"
What was Adolf Hitler's favourite computer game? Mein Kraft.
Martin Luther King, Nelson Mandela, and Adolf Hitler are all running a race, who wins? Hitler, cause he’s the racist
I inherited one of the paintings done by Adolf Hitler today. I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew.
What do you call a movie about Adolf Hitler? The Germinator.
I don't know why people hate Adolf Hitler so much I mean the dude killed Hitler, sounds like a hero to me
Me: I finally went back in time and killed Adolf Hitler! I’m going to be famous! Scientist: Who?
How old was Adolf Hitler when he started showing outward evil? NEIN!!!
Jokes about mass genocide are only funny if they are said by certain people. - Adolf Hitler.