I've decided on my college major! Agriculture. I've heard it's a very large field.
How do you call a culture that only agrees? An agriculture
“What are your career goals?”
Me: I’d like a job in agriculture.
“Why?”
Me: It’s a growing field.
What do you call a joke about agriculture? Corny
Did you hear that the Department of Agriculture is outlawing round bales of hay? They claimed the cows weren't getting a square meal.
What's wrong with Soviet agriculture? Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter
I work at an investment firm
We got a new CIO to head up the Agriculture/Farm investment team.
He reports to the EIEIO.
What do you call a student who studies agriculture? An acredemic.
Which Pokemon was appointed to head the department of agriculture? Chard czar
Did you hear about the comedian who got a degree in agriculture? He got a job on a funny farm.
My friend was constantly complaining that he got a lower mark in our agriculture class although his fruits were softer, rounder and sweeter than mine. The professor let him know that he was comparing apples to oranges.
Someone asked me what my angle was on agriculture.. I said I'm pro tractor
What are the four main problems with Soviet agriculture?
Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter
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yeh this Reagan's joke, doesn't mean it isn't funny
Joke on the recent ongoing events in South Africa
What is the most dangerous farming equipment to operate in agriculture?
Anything you operate in South Africa.
Why is the Republican party getting famous for their Agriculture? Because if you don't agree, then you get thrown out of the party and position, that's become the culture now, thus the "agree culture"!