Air Conditioning Jokes

I told my hot coworker how I felt and she felt the same way... So I turned on the air conditioning

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After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt. Turns out she felt the same way. So I turned on the air conditioning.

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[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning

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What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together? Air conditioning

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Funny Air Conditioning Jokes
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Why do hospitals have air conditioning? To keep vegetables cool and fresh

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My dad said his first car had a Dual-55 air conditioning system. All you have to do is to roll down both of the windows and drive 55 miles an hour.

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What do you call an Indonesian shoe factory that just had air conditioning installed? A sweatstop.

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Why do hospitals have air conditioning that makes it so cold? It's because vegetables last longer when kept chilled.

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So, a mate of mine has come back from a air conditioning course He now has 'A license to chill'.....

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The funeral for the inventor of air conditioning was held today. Thousands of fans attended.

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Why do hospitals need air conditioning? To keep the vegetables nice and fresh.

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My uncle in Washington started an Air Conditioning business. it's called ac/dc

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Why do hospitals have air conditioning? To keep the vegetables nice and cool!

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Why do hospitals have air conditioning? To keep the vegetables fresh

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Air conditioning broke I'm heated.

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Fetish... I have a fetish for switching on air conditioning units.

It gives me vent elation.

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When it comes to the topic of body dysmorphia and gender assumptions, i'm not a fan. Infact I identify more closely to an air conditioning unit.

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How do you brainwash a tropical nation? Air conditioning.

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[Dad Joke] I don't trust our air conditioning system. It seems forced.

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I went to an air conditioning convention recently It was pretty cool

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I told my hot co-worker how I felt. Turns out she felt the same way. So I turned on the air conditioning.

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HIGH TEMPERATURES After a long time, I told my hot coworker how I felt.

Turns out she felt the same way.

So I turned on the air conditioning.

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Why do lambhorghinis have no air conditioning? Because they have a vented door

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Why is there an air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh;)

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Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetable cool and fresh.

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What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning.

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