What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan? Saladdin.
Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics? He was on performance-enhancing rugs.
Jasmine tried to attend a "Disney Prince Only" gathering She wasn't Aladdin.
Filming *Aladdin* must have been physically very hard on Will Smith. I understand that at the end of each day shooting he was black and blue.
What kind of car would Aladdin drive? A lamborGENIE.
What do you call Aladdin when he has high ping? Alaggin
Why was Aladdin never constipated? Because wherever he went, he always took Apu.
What did Aladdin sing when he saw Israel for the first time? A whole Jew world.
If Aladdin used a web browser
It would be called Jafari.
(I'm so sorry my friend made me do this.)
Why did Jasmine break up with Aladdin? Because he had a boo on the side
Princess Jasmine used the carpet to get into America She was deported after 2 days because, obviously, she wasn't Aladdin the country
If Kristoff was Aladdin... Would he steal only what he can't afjord?
Why does Aladdin travel on a magic carpet? He's on the no fly list.
I love how they freshened up the new Aladdin movie. By casting an extra prince.
Activists Sued for Copyright Violation after portraying Trump as Jafar in Aladdin Stage Show. Judge say Pantomime to Tyrancy was Tantamount to Piracy.
Actress: I want to be in the Aladdin remake. Harvey Weinstein: All you have to do is rub my lamp.
The Lion King and Aladdin are in a race, who wins?
You might think it’s Aladdin because of his magic carpet, but it was the lion king.
The lion king Mufasa.
What's Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? A Magikarpet.
Aladdin did not have Nipples in Disnets original animated blockbuster film. I guess you can't milk a street rat.
I have done the Aladdin thing twice already... = Marry a desperate woman for the money
I liked the live-action Aladdin! It had a modern style with cool music, a stylish palace, an updated magic carpet, a new genie, a new lamp, a modern princess, and even a fresh prince! 👈👈😁
Who is Aladdin’s trashy brother? Bin-laddin Bet you haven’t not laughed that hard since 9/11.
You know what's Aladdin's favorite drink? Gin.
Flying carpet
So I was walking by a council flat the other day when I saw this Arab guy shaking a carpet.
I shouted up, "what's wrong Aladdin, won't it start?."
Why was there never an Aladdin 4? Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.
Seems that the special look for Aladdin is receiving a lot of backlash. Looks like the CGI guys blue it.
why did princess jasmine break up with aladdin? Because the things he said weren’t aladdin up
What do you serve a tired Aladdin after an adventure in the cave? Jinn and tonic!