Aladdin Jokes

Funny Aladdin Jokes
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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan? Saladdin.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics? He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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Jasmine tried to attend a "Disney Prince Only" gathering She wasn't Aladdin.

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Filming *Aladdin* must have been physically very hard on Will Smith. I understand that at the end of each day shooting he was black and blue.

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What kind of car would Aladdin drive? A lamborGENIE.

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What do you call Aladdin when he has high ping? Alaggin

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Why was Aladdin never constipated? Because wherever he went, he always took Apu.

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What did Aladdin sing when he saw Israel for the first time? A whole Jew world.

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If Aladdin used a web browser It would be called Jafari.

(I'm so sorry my friend made me do this.)

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Why did Jasmine break up with Aladdin? Because he had a boo on the side

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Princess Jasmine used the carpet to get into America She was deported after 2 days because, obviously, she wasn't Aladdin the country

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If Kristoff was Aladdin... Would he steal only what he can't afjord?

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Why does Aladdin travel on a magic carpet? He's on the no fly list.

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I love how they freshened up the new Aladdin movie. By casting an extra prince.

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Activists Sued for Copyright Violation after portraying Trump as Jafar in Aladdin Stage Show. Judge say Pantomime to Tyrancy was Tantamount to Piracy.

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Actress: I want to be in the Aladdin remake. Harvey Weinstein: All you have to do is rub my lamp.

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The Lion King and Aladdin are in a race, who wins? You might think it’s Aladdin because of his magic carpet, but it was the lion king.



The lion king Mufasa.

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What's Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? A Magikarpet.

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Aladdin did not have Nipples in Disnets original animated blockbuster film. I guess you can't milk a street rat.

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I have done the Aladdin thing twice already... = Marry a desperate woman for the money

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I liked the live-action Aladdin! It had a modern style with cool music, a stylish palace, an updated magic carpet, a new genie, a new lamp, a modern princess, and even a fresh prince! 👈👈😁

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Who is Aladdin’s trashy brother? Bin-laddin Bet you haven’t not laughed that hard since 9/11.

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You know what's Aladdin's favorite drink? Gin.

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Flying carpet So I was walking by a council flat the other day when I saw this Arab guy shaking a carpet.


I shouted up, "what's wrong Aladdin, won't it start?."

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4? Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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Seems that the special look for Aladdin is receiving a lot of backlash. Looks like the CGI guys blue it.

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why did princess jasmine break up with aladdin? Because the things he said weren’t aladdin up

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What do you serve a tired Aladdin after an adventure in the cave? Jinn and tonic!

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