If I want to bang an Eskimo... Alaska
I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is. Maybe Alaska.
If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska.
If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey to wear at the fair, what will Delaware? I don't know but Alaska.
Ever since my girlfriend moved to Alaska... Shes been cold and distant.
What do you call a hooker in Alaska? Frostitute
Someone asked me what the largest state in the US is... ...I told them I don't know but I know a girl who might so Alaska.
In Alaska, it’s 50 degrees below zero. It is so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
"What's the capital of Alaska?"
\- "Juneau".
\- "No, I don't, that's why I'm asking".
So I was talking to my Australian friend when I asked him what country his Mother was from
"Alaska"
"Okay well tell me what she says"
Sarah Palin bought up all of Alaska's pancake mix She's trying to keep her son from battering women
Alaska has its own capital! Did Juneau that?
If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? I don't know but Alaska
My mate went to Alaska and fell in love with both a male and female bear... He's Bipolar..
My roommate just told me he tried to walk to Russia from Alaska. He pulled up short because he couldn't get his Bering Strait.
How do Russians drive to Alaska? By bearing straight
I went on a date with a woman from Alaska... Things were going pretty well, and we sincerely enjoyed each others company. Then at the end of the night, I tried to give her an Eskimo kiss, but I guess she wasn't really Inuit.
If Mississippi went to Missouri for a New Jersey what did Delaware ? Don't know, Alaska
How do Jamaica? I don't know, Alaska
Hey man, where did Julie spend her vacation?
Alaska.
- No thats okay, I'll ask her myself
What do you call a nudist beech in Alaska? Frosted tips
Can Mississippi wear Delaware's New Jersey? I don't know but Alaska.
Why don't hipsters live in Alaska? Everything is cool there already.
Jean's mom came home after visiting her hometown
Maggie: Hey, where did your mom come from?
Jean: Alaska
Maggie: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself
What do you get when all 50 states legalize marijuana? Baked Alaska.
What clothes did Delaware? Maybe a New Jersey. You know what, Alaska
An American and Canadian walk into a bakery The American ordered some Baked Alaska. The Canadian, however, was having Nunavut.
Car broke down in Alaska
When the tow truck arrived the driver said “It appears you blew a seal”
Guy said “no, that’s just mayonnaise, I ate a sandwich while waiting”
My girlfriend left me after I said she reminded me of our dessert, a baked Alaska. Fire hot on the outside, but ice cold on the inside. I should have just said sweet.
Being a bank guard in Alaska is tough... Everyone wears ski masks
Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging.... ...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state.
Where do lesbians in Alaska go to meet up? The Klondike Bar
What do you call an eye doctor living in Alaska? An optical Aleutian.
My friend asked what my wifes obsession with North America is all about I'm not sure, but I said Alaska.
There's a Frog in Alaska that freezes during the winter. While entering this state, it stops breathing, its heart stops beating, it's palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on its sweater already.
What do you call a stoner from Alaska? A baked Alaskan.
A safari trip is a trip to the safari.
An Alaska trip is a trip to Alaska.
However, an acid trip is not a trip to acid. It’s a trip to the safari in Alaska.
If Mississippi asked Missouri for her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho either, but Alaska!