Alice In Wonderland Jokes

My Girlfriend has been repeatedly asking me “Are you a character from Alice in Wonderland?” and it’s getting really annoying My Friend asked me “Are you mad at her?”

I relied with “Don’t you start too”

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I said to my friend, “My girlfriend keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character, and it’s getting really annoying!” He said, “Are you mad at her?”

I said, “Geez! Don’t you start too!”

Score: 92

I said to my friend, “My girlfriend keeps asking me if I’m an Alice in Wonderland character and it’s getting really annoying!” He asked, “Are you mad at her?”

I cried, “Geez! Don’t you start too!”

Score: 22
Funny Alice In Wonderland Jokes
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They're making a x rated version of Alice in wonderland where Alice is played by a dominiatrix It's called Alice in chains

Score: 3

What nationality was the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland? Definitely Russian

Score: 3

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