Hilarious Allahu Akbar Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

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My father died on 9/11, I will never forget his last words Allahu Akbar.

[Do keep in mind that this is not my joke, I just want to spread laughs]

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My name is Jafar My name is Jafar

I come from afar

There is Note 7 in my car

Allahu Akbar

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A few days ago i saw an amazing magician... When he opened his jacket and screamed Allahu Akbar he disappeared along with 30 others.

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"Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?" Allahu Akbar, honey.

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What is that number 1 song coming out of the middle east? My black flag brings all the goats to the yard,

and they're like like "allahu akbar",

watch out, I'll put a bomb in your car,

I'd teach you, but I lost my arms

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Explosive knock knock joke "Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Allah"
"Allah who?"
"ALLAHU AKBAR!"

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What came before the Big Bang? "Allahu Akbar!"

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Please stop making 9/11 jokes... my father died on that day. I still remember his last words: "Allahu Akbar"

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What do you call an Arab rapper? Someone who drops allahu akbars.

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Jafar my name is jafar

i come from afar

there's a Note 7 in my car

allahu akbar

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end? Allahu akbar

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Is Allahu Akbar a good pickup line? From what I hear, it's always getting guys blown.

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An Omegle conversation Me: My dad died on this day in 2001, he called me to say 2 words before dying.
Stranger: Ohh, that's so sweet! What were his words?
Me: Allahu Akbar

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I still remember the last thing my dad said to me before dying in the 9/11 attacks... Allahu Akbar!

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We've been misinterpreting the Islamic Extremists... Allahu Akbar *actually* means **"YOLO"**

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What is the most death-defying magician incantation? ALLAHU AKBAR

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I'm glad that Saudi Arabia didn't score any goal in football match against Russia few hours back If not, their supporters would have yelled Allahu Akbar and the game would be stopped halfway.

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A classic among my friends Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allah.
Allah who?

Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-

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9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words "ALLAHU AKBAR".

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I heard... ...terrorists are shouting "allahu akbar!" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones.

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My last words are the last words some people will ever hear. Allahu Akbar

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What is the last sound a plane makes before it crashes Allahu Akbar

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