The last time we had a white Christmas, I made snow angels. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
What do angels use to make music? Soundclouds
I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
Recently I came back from Vatican City where I have realized that angels are real. One of them offered me to show the path to Heaven and I agreed. Sadly, she charged me 50 Euros for the session.
Last time we had a white Christmas, I made snow angels...
I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians.
(Stolen from Jimmy Carr)
I made snow angels this Christmas... My car skidded on the ice and I hit 3 pedestrians.
Angels came down and gave me a new pair of Levi’s I guess I’m blessed with good jeans
Today I'm going to celebrate Independence Day......
Or as my two children like to call it,
"The day mummy joined the angels."
My dad was watches every Angels games. He's been a fan since way back... ...back when they were still humans.
Where do Angels go for Shopping? Saintsburys
"Excuse me, is this pool stirred up by angels and imbued with healing properties?" "No, Sir, I'm afraid this font is sans-Seraph."
Five people were tragically killed in a car accident
As their souls drifted heavenwards, they saw a band of angels, and they cried out "Ah! Angels!"
The angels saw the souls, but were too polite to say anything.
Political correctness
Q: Why has Scomo given up on doing anything?
A: Because the Pentecostal Angels have sent him a sign by lighting up his spliff from embers in the sky
How does Santa greet Charlie's Angels? Ho ho ho
What do you call angels without wings?
Friends.
How about a friend that **has** wings?
An employee at KFC.
I would've felt a lot less cheated... ...if "Charlie's Angels - Coming Soon" was actually the movie they led me to believe it was.
Female Ghostbusters? What about male Charlie's Angels?