Yo girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Hey girl, are you my appendix? Because I'm not completely sure how you work, but this strange feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
A man who is well-known for overindulging at elaborate dinners is feeling abdominal pain and goes to his doctor. He asks, "Doc, is it my appendix?" The doctor replies "No, I think it is more like your table of contents."
What does your appendix, Republicans, and the slow lane have in common with Matthew McConaughey?
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Why did the book get stitches?
Because he had his appendix removed.
note: books can also be female.
Paige finishes writing her biology dissertation and hands it in to the lecturer the following day.
He quickly flicks through it and realises something is missing.
"Where's your appendix page?"
"Easy", she says, and points to her lower abdomen.
A man calls his doctor
"Doctor, my wife has appendicitis, it's emergency !"
"That's impossible, I personally removed your wife's appendix ! I have never seen someone having appendicitis twice !"
"And someone having a new wife, have you seen that ?"
When did a gut feeling save your life? When my appendix burst.
I had my appendix taken out when I was a kid. They said it was useless, but based on my life since then, I'm guessing it controls motivation.
If you drink vodka with ice
It will wreck your appendix
If you drink whisky with ice it will kill your liver
If you drink Tequila with ice it will ruin your intestines...
Apparently, ice is bad for you!
What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book? He removed the appendix!
What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode? The appendix.
You remind me of my appendix... You remind me of my appendix. I have no idea what you do, but I'd love to take you out.
Daaaamn, girl. You're like my appendix... Because I dont understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out.
A stand up comedian named Michael went to get his appendix removed. What did he call the night of his surgery? Open Mike Night
Second appendix
Patient: Doctor my wife has got severe pain in her appendix.
Doctor: Nonsense! I removed her appendix 2 yrs ago. No one in the world has a second appendix.
Patient: Well umm that maybe true but,..
Some people have a second wife 😅
Doctor: I'm taking out your appendix "Curfew is at 11. Have her home by ten."
What do they call it when you have your appendix taken out?
Appendectomy.
What do you call it when you have your tonsils taken out?
Tonsillectomy.
What do you call it when a woman changes to a man?
Addadicktome.
Two books arm wrestle. One ruptures is appendix, the other helps him rebind it.
I had my appendix removed a few years ago... I hope I never need surgery again. If I do, how will the surgeon be able to find anything in my body?
What's the opposite of circumcision? Appendix
How did the chef die? Their appendix borscht.