Can I start digging?
Society: No wtf that's grave robbing.
[waits an hour]
How about now?
Society: Ok, now it's archaeology.
I’m surprised the University of Alabama doesn’t offer a major in archaeology. I heard they are really into relative dating out there.
Why did all the students from Alabama skip the archaeology lecture? They were already experts in relative dating.
I've lost interest in dating I decided to tell my therapist that archaeology just wasn't my thing anymore.
My ex should go into archaeology. He's excellent at digging up and analyzing the past to put on display.
Archaeology
Archaeologists recent found the oldest known jawbone, some 200,000 years old. They determined it is female.
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They know it's female........because it's still moving!
I went to an archaeology party where the game was looking for a lower leg bone. It was a real shindig.
I went to an archaeology party recently where they were looking for the remains of a lower leg It was quite the shin dig
Joke: In my intro to archaeology lab, I had a pop-quiz about bones in the human body I couldn't find that humerus either
Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees? Because they love digging up the past.
I just came home from an archaeology party where we all looked for the lower leg bone of a new dinosaur. It was quite the shin dig.