Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ? Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind
What’s the best tool in the Mexican Magician’s arsenal? His Magic Juan.
Arsenal are playing Vorskla in the UEFA cup tonight. They aren't that highly rated and no one really knows much about them, but apparently they're a small club from North London. 😁
Arsene Wenger to be named new Brexit Minister. Since he led Arsenal to another quick European exit.
Police broke up a fight between an Arsenal and a Bayern Munich fan. They decided not to press charges because it was 2 of one and half a score of the other.
Liverpool - Arsenal: Wenger brings on Arteta for Ozil... Whoops. Wrong sub.
How do Arsenal do in Europe? They 10-2 get knocked out
"Arsenal found in man's basement!" How he fit a regulation pitch down there, we still don't know.
I heard Bin Laden was an Arsenal fan... His favourite chant was ‘Wing ‘er in!’
The one thing Barcelona and Arsenal have in common is 8-2 loss against Bayern Munich, but Barcelona are clearly better because they managed to do it in one game.