Hilarious Asthma Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )

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Two ladies meet up for coffee... The first lady asks if she came on the bus. The other replies, "Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

(I work in a hospital, a patient told me this.)

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What's the similarity between Hitler and an asthma patient? Neither of them can finish a race.

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Why do people with asthma prefer to be cremated when they die? Because they hate coffin.

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What do you call an African American with asthma? The Black Panter

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I feel bad for people who have asthma Because out of all the things you could be bad at, you suck at breathing.

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I used to think I was good in bed..... Until my girlfriend told me she had asthma.

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What do you call a Russian with asthma? Vlad the inhaler

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You can run but you can't hide Is a funny thing to say to children with asthma

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What is it called when a gamer fights someone? An Asthma attack.

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Two old ladies met up in town Hello Mavis, did you come on the bus?

I did yes, but i made it look like an asthma attack

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What do you call a vampire with asthma? Vlad the Inhaler

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Hitlers Disease A little known fact about Adolf Hitler he had severe asthma and lung issues his whole life. He even wrote in his journal about it briefly titled Mein Cough.

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What do you call a pair of shoes with asthma? Wheezys.

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Today I learned, when someone says ' take my breath away ' they... don't mean their asthma pump.

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Filipino Word of the Day: Chicken Nut Bread Juan: My girlpren hab asthma so sometimes chicken nut bread..

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What band do people with asthma listen to? Wheezer.

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What did David Lee Roth use to suppress his asthma attacks? an Eddie Vanhaler

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What do you call a kid with one leg, one eye, one arm, asthma and tons of acne? Names.

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My Wife asked me today, "How come you don't get me flowers anymore?" "I thought you were just into edibles because of your asthma."

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Which state has the worst asthma? Louiwheezeiana

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Why did the Monster Hunter bring their inhaler to fight Vaal Hazak? "My asthma."

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I took away my brothers asthma puffer He's now in a coffin state

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