Atlanta Falcons Jokes

I went to the Atlanta Falcons locker room to get some change for a dollar... But they only gave me 3 quarters.

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Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did." Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."

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What's the difference between a dollar bill and the Atlanta Falcons? A dollar bill is good for 4 quarters.

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What's the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar? A dollar is good for four quarters.

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The Atlanta falcons just came out and said they won the Super Bowl until the illegal second half was played.

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Funny Atlanta Falcons Jokes
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Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich. Atlanta Falcons, deceased, choked on a 25 point lead.

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Adele requested and got a reset/restart on her song at the Grammy because she messed up The Atlanta Falcons would also like to replay the 4th Quarter of the Superbowl

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What’s the difference between The Atlanta Falcons and a dollar? You can get four quarters from a dollar.

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If the Atlanta Braves and the Atlanta Falcons played each other in a championship game who would win? Neither, they would both choke before they got there.

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