I have a Polish friend who is an audio engineer and a Czech one too. Czech one too.
There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc... Which among them goes completely ignored? The turn signals.
New 911 audio recordings of Chris Browns assault on Rihanna has been released to the public for the first time. It’s called Chris Browns greatest hits.
I have to say, I prefer audio books to written books I don't know why. I guess they just really speak to me.
My audio editor keeps shutting down unexpectedly while I'm working. The Audacity.
You listen to an audio book that is 8 hours of silence. At the very end, the narrator says “Oh, aloud?”
Someone broke into my car and stole my speakers. It was grand theft audio.
What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm? OGG
How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography? "Dear Reader"
How do you milk a sheep and make a profit? Remove the audio jack
I have a Polish friend who's an audio engineer. And a Czech one too. Czech one too.
I was having issues getting my phone audio to connect to my car stereo
So I changed the name of my device to "Titanic".
Now its syncing.
I hate most stereotypes But the LG LK72B XBOOM Audio System is my favourite
What do audiophiles like listening to? Audio files.
The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time... Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!
What's a Star Wars fan's least favorite type of audio file? A .midichlorian
What do you call an anti-aircraft gun that shoots high-quality digital audio files? A .flac gun
Do you remember audio cassettes?
They had side A and B.
It was logical for it successor to be named CD.
Inaudible audiobook premium, only from me 9.99$/mo Variety of inaudible audio books available from me in all known languages
I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right ...but it didn't really pan out.
I’m trying to remember that movie where the golden retriever becomes an audio technician... Was it... Ear Bud?
I bought a book about knots... I was hoping for an audio book, but apparently all the narrators kept getting tongue tied.
An .mp3 file and a .jpg file were out on a date... The .jpg says, "I love high-fidelity music!" The .mp3 says, "Really? I'm an audio file too!"
Why do audio engineers only count to 2? Because you lift on 3.
I have a Polish friend who works as an audio engineer. and a Czech one too. Czech one too.
My audio engineer messed up my tracks. He's gonna get a lot of FLAC for it.
Someone broke into my car but only took the stereo system. It was grand theft audio.
Google admits workers listen to private audio recordings from Google Home smart speakers. At least someone listens to me.
Audio of Jamal Khashoggi's gruesome murder revealed. Lawyers for Yoko Ono immediately filed 39 music copyright infringement lawsuits.
What do you call people listening to music? the audio-nce