Audio Jokes

I have a Polish friend who is an audio engineer and a Czech one too. Czech one too.

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There are hundreds of features on a brand-new BMW; heated seats, bluetooth audio, laser-headlights, etc... Which among them goes completely ignored? The turn signals.

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New 911 audio recordings of Chris Browns assault on Rihanna has been released to the public for the first time. It’s called Chris Browns greatest hits.

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I have to say, I prefer audio books to written books I don't know why. I guess they just really speak to me.

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Funny Audio Jokes
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My audio editor keeps shutting down unexpectedly while I'm working. The Audacity.

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You listen to an audio book that is 8 hours of silence. At the very end, the narrator says “Oh, aloud?”

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Someone broke into my car and stole my speakers. It was grand theft audio.

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What is a caveman's favourite audio compression algorithm? OGG

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How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography? "Dear Reader"

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How do you milk a sheep and make a profit? Remove the audio jack

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I have a Polish friend who's an audio engineer. And a Czech one too. Czech one too.

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I was having issues getting my phone audio to connect to my car stereo So I changed the name of my device to "Titanic".

Now its syncing.

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I hate most stereotypes But the LG LK72B XBOOM Audio System is my favourite

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What do audiophiles like listening to? Audio files.

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The Nokia 3310 was ahead of its time... Dust proof, water proof, had a nearly infinite battery life, indestructible, AND no audio jack!

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What's a Star Wars fan's least favorite type of audio file? A .midichlorian

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What do you call an anti-aircraft gun that shoots high-quality digital audio files? A .flac gun

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Do you remember audio cassettes? They had side A and B.

It was logical for it successor to be named CD.

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Inaudible audiobook premium, only from me 9.99$/mo Variety of inaudible audio books available from me in all known languages

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I tried to make a living mixing audio files to the left and right ...but it didn't really pan out.

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I’m trying to remember that movie where the golden retriever becomes an audio technician... Was it... Ear Bud?

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I bought a book about knots... I was hoping for an audio book, but apparently all the narrators kept getting tongue tied.

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An .mp3 file and a .jpg file were out on a date... The .jpg says, "I love high-fidelity music!" The .mp3 says, "Really? I'm an audio file too!"

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Why do audio engineers only count to 2? Because you lift on 3.

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I have a Polish friend who works as an audio engineer. and a Czech one too. Czech one too.

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My audio engineer messed up my tracks. He's gonna get a lot of FLAC for it.

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Someone broke into my car but only took the stereo system. It was grand theft audio.

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Google admits workers listen to private audio recordings from Google Home smart speakers. At least someone listens to me.

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Audio of Jamal Khashoggi's gruesome murder revealed. Lawyers for Yoko Ono immediately filed 39 music copyright infringement lawsuits.

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What do you call people listening to music? the audio-nce

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