Why wasn't Kanye allowed to have a prostitute at his bachelor party? Because you're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding
I think i just wrote a joke out of my pathetic love life while fixing supper and here it goes. What does a bachelor eat the most? Balonely sandwiches.
What's the difference between a bachelor and a married man? Bachelor comes home, checks out what's in the fridge & goes to bed. Married man comes home, checks out what's in the bed & goes to the fridge.
Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event: "It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."
What makes an elderly millionaire bachelor more attractive? Terminal illness.
I dont know why dad jokes get a bad rap, women love dad jokes. Otherwise they'd call them bachelor jokes.
What do Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, and Spider-Man all have in common? They’re more realistic than The Bachelor.
Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party? The cake comes out of the girl.
PR manager, philosopher, translator and a journalist walk into a bar The Bartender says: "Hey Tony! Four bachelor's degrees, but still no luck finding a job?"
What was the highlight of the bulimic bachelor party? It was when the cake came out of the girl.
Why is the sperm of a bachelor more valuable than the sperm of a married man? It's usually hand made.
I don't know why people knock dad jokes, women love them. Otherwise they'd be called bachelor jokes.
Why bachelors are skinner than married men
A bachelor goes into the kitchen, opens the fridge, sighs, goes to bed.
A married man goes into the bedroom, lifts the blanket, sighs, goes to the fridge.
What do you call Hitler's bachelor party? The Reich-stag!
I have something to say to anyone who has more than one Bachelor Degree That's a bunch of B.S.
What does a Mexican bachelor make for dinner? Dinner for Juan.
Women must find dad jokes attractive, our they'd be known as bachelor jokes.
How can you tell if you are at a bulimic bachelor party? The cake jumps out of the girl!
Prince Harry’s bachelor party had to be pretty awkward. He was putting pictures of his grandma in a strippers G string.
What is the definition of a bachelor? A man who doesn't make the same mistake once.
What did the old black woman say to the guy who worked ten years for his bachelor's? I worked 50 for my masters.
I studied human thought and cuisine in the Middle East. I earned my bachelor's in Falafelsophy.
What was Boaz like when he was a bachelor? Ruthless.
What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?
A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed
A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!
If a lady doth entertain many a suitor in a fortnight, she is of questionable moral character... But should a gentleman follow suit, a true and confirmed bachelor is *that* dear fellow! Huzzah!
I went to a bulimic bachelor party last weekend A cake jumped out of the stripper.
If the opposite of bachelor is bachelorette, what's the opposite of cigar? Living to see your grandchildren.
Women must find dad jokes attractive. Otherwise they’d be known as bachelor jokes.
So my husband went back to school, said he’ll be a bachelor soon. I just can’t believe he’s leaving me
What's the difference between a lavatory and a bachelor?
One is a WC, the other is single u see.
My grandmother (90 year old) was told this joke in the early 60s and just remembered it. Thought it was worth a share.
A Bachelor is like a new detergent it works fast and leaves no ring.
How come there are only PHD and bachelor's degrees in Czechia? Because they have No Gods, No Masters.
What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor? As opposed to married man, a bachelor washes dishes before eating.
OMG, I just had a date with aguy who said he was bachelor of Arts. OMG, he just left, but I think he's just getting the rose!
The night of my bachelor party, a bunch of chipmunks broke out of the cake. Annoyed, I told my best man, "I asked for *Chippendales*."