What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?
A Guantanamo Bae
Thought of this one earlier and just had to share
What's the difference between a female farmer and Hitler's girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae
What's the difference between a cold dessert and an injured girlfriend? One is ice cream and the other is a sore bae.
My girlfriend's best friend had her arm stuck in the dirt this morning
She asked me how to get her hand out quickly.
I told her, "Dig south for her arm, bae."
A young muslim couple go out hunting and shoot a monkey
The woman asks, "Shall we eat him?"
The man replies, "No, that's haram, bae!"
My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam
My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam.
I told her, "Yeah, it's haram, bae."
What does a Muslim meme lord call his naughty girlfriend? Haram bae.
Took my girlfriend to the ice cream factory and she fell into the gelato machine She's a sore bae now.
What do you call a hot indian girl? Bomb bae
So, the Muslim word for sin is haram...
... does that mean a Muslim's sinful girlfriend would be called a... Haram bae?
I'll see myself out.
What do you call your significant other's knives? Bae blades.
My girlfriend complained about my obsession with spices. So I said, "Bae, leave."
My girlfriend used to work at an American prison in Cuba. She’s my Guantanamo Bae.
a muslim couple goes hunting and accidentally shot an ape. "ouch, that's a shame. can we eat him so he wouldn't die in vain?" said the girl. "no, we cant" the guy replied. "why?" "it's Haram, Bae"
I'm making a movie about a guy who thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him, so he secretly followers her around to keep an eye on her. It's called "Bae Watch".
I offered my Muslim girlfriend a bite of my gorilla sandwich but she shook her head and said... "That's haram, bae."
What is an emo girlfriend's favorite toy? A bae-blade
I'm from the friendzone originally But now I live in the bae area.
A Muslim guy's girlfriend was killed for eating pork RIP Haram bae
I married a cuban girl Shes my guantanamo bae
What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?
Bae-thoven.
I'll^see^myself^out.
So I got myself a Cuban girlfriend... She is my Guantanamo bae.
If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy... I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy.
I want to create a VR girl/boyfriend simulator for those alone on Valentines Day... I shall call it, E-Bae
What is another name for a significant other you meet online? e-Bae
A muslim and his wife are chatting during dinner
Wife: Did you hear about the gorilla that got shot in the zoo?
Husband: Wait what are you eating?
Wife: Pork
Husband: Thats haram bae.
Wife: Oh so you did hear about it
What do you call an attractive primate corpse in Saudi Arabia? Haram bae
What did Miss Piggy become when Kermit converted to Islam? Haram-Bae
Is any word in English more annoying than "bae"? Maybae not.
What did the muslim guy say to his girlfriend when she was about to eat gorilla meat? "That's haram, bae."
Are you aware the the Quran specifically forbids dating Gorillas? It turns out you're not supposed to have a Haram Bae.
Where do black women go to meet their boos? The bae area.
How did the sheep call his girlfriend? Bae Bae.
I fell in love with my captor while being tortured in the US. She was my Guantanamo Bae.
What seasoning does a widowed cannibal use? Old Bae
If you break up with your girlfriend from Maryland Is she your Old Bae?
What do you call a Significant Other that lives in San Francisco? A Bay-Bae