How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
Did you know that there's a place in the Middle East that's considered the father of the bagpipe? It's Baghdad
My neighbors yelled and banged my door 3 in the morning, literally 3! Luckly, I was still up practicing my bagpipe.
what's the difference between an onion & a bagpipe? nobody cries when you slice up a bagpipe...
The neighbors complained about my 5 a.m. bagpipe playing... ...I guess they're not mourning people.
Never run with a bagpipe... You may get kilt
A bagpipe player, a banjo player and an accordion player all walk into a bar... everybody leaves.
My girlfriend is like a bagpipe When I squeeze her she makes annoying noises.
Why do bagpipe players walk while they play? To get away from the noise.